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Dystopia Golf League (_DGL)

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14 Members | 0 In-Game | 3 Online | 0 in Chat

Since December 5, 2008

Zambezi, Western, Zambia

You've heard of the Dystopia Global League, now you'll hear of the Dystopia GOLF league!
But Pythons, what is the Dystopia Golf League? Why, it's only the hippest, freshest sport to hit the Dystopia scene in years! To start you off, I'll go ahead and answer some pesky Frequently Asked Questions!

Q. Who can play Dystopia Golf?
A. Anyone! You can be a pro like me, or a newbie; it doesn't matter!
Q. Are you serious?
A. Yes!
Q. When are Dystopia Golf matches held?
A. Any time! A Dystopia Golf match can be between up to two competitive teams, or a game can even be held in the comforts of a public server!
Q. Gee, that sounds swell! But how do you play?
A. It's simple, really! The person with the lowest score at the end of a round wins Dystopia Golf! A Dystopia Golf match can be started by announcing "Dystopia Golf - Lowest score wins!"
Q. Are there any rules?
A. Aside from being a good sport, doing the best you can, and achieving the lowest score possible? No!
Q. So there's no timelimit?
A. Of course there is, silly! The length of a Dystopia Golf round varies depending on the server in which it is being hosted, but 20 minutes is recommended!
Q. Will we have to provide our own golf clubs?
A. Supplying your own virtual golf club is recommended, but not required.
Q. Who is the current Dystopia Golf champion?
A. As of 12/05/08, the current leader is "Duke Nukem", with a grand total of negative 297 points! What a champ! Keep up the good work!

By now, you've probably decided that you want to be the newest addition to an ever-growing collection of Multinational Dystopia Golf players such as I; so get out there and show'em what you're made of, sport!