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Rule number two of DoD: You will die a lot.
@Catn(a/i)p: Not sure that Diddz has done the drawing/judging yet.
Part 1
Plagued by the incessant lack of beauty in your favorite Rogue?
Longing to try something new, a cold hard refreshing drink perhaps?
Yearning for some..cheesy adventure, and like lots of variety?
Ever wanted to stare Deth in the face, and then kill him, again?
Join now! The Dungeons of Dredmor is where you want to be!
See all new and unique monsters in our monster zoo.
Theres a gift shop for you to purchase souvenirs too.
We have plenty of mazes for you to explore,
And if you are lucky you might even see a wild diggle pair.
Please dont barge in on their nests and make em angry!
Last but not least, watch where you step.
Try to avoid the puddles of slime..
We set a few traps around to catch em.
Though we arnt entirely sure where they came from,
Nor why they seem to follow you around..
Just be careful not to get any on you, it burns!
We promise there are no spiders down there.
And as long as you dont disturb Lord Dredmor,
We are sure you will enjoy your stay here.
So just put your name on this piece of paper,
Hand over the five dollar admission fee,
And enjoy your trip through the Dungeons of Dredmor.
Oh, and its dangerous to go alone, take this free hat!
and again... a hero was called for to save the land from certain DETH,,, but LO! ... the hero never came...
and the darkness... well... it remained dark....
Thats when you came along... The "Wanderer"... for reasons unknown but likely pointless...
..with your bushy eyebrows and stout heart, take back the land... push back the darkness and spread truth and love across all the assumed lands that are above the dungeon....
Only you can do this....
you know, as long as you don't DIE!!!!
(I already own dredmor but have a friend who would love it!!!)