Since May 6, 2009

Jurm, Badakhshan, Afghanistan 

Im Eddie, i gonna get L4D soon.....

and a better computer


* "These hands!! I can't get them off my wrists!!"

* "I am wiggling my leg! Witness my leg!"

* "NIPPLES!! I HAVE NO NIPPLES!!!"

* "Clutch my testes, bloody squirrel humpers!!"

* "Cease your flatulent winds and hear my mind-numbing expulsions of wicked noise! Grr!! Cheese!!!"

* "I have powers pinto beans can only dream of!"

* "Everybody! Say it with me as I wiggle!! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Look David Hasselhoff can fly!!"

* "Those kids are after me lucky charms!! Must get to my car and escape! Shit! Speed lines are chasing me!!"

* "Crackers! Crackers! But, no squeezy cheese!! You've broken my secret elbow!"

* "Oh, the horror!! The funky horror!!"

* "Whoopee, and all that shit!!"

* "Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!"

* "Accept my heartwarming gift of tree scratchies!!!"

* "Moo! Moo!! Mooo!!! I'm voodoo cursing you!!"

* "Goobers or Raisinets?! Goobers or Raisinets?!! Squeak once for yes!! Who has stolen my cheese!! Answer me, or don't!!"

* "Pssst, lady, c'mere and drool on my face."

* "The monkey, he see me, but me don't see da monkey. He punch me in da head!! Head punchin' monkey!! Skeetos drinked my head juice!! Corn!!"

* "I won't leave you!!! You is my bruddah!! BLOOOGH!!! I won't forget you!! I do mighty kung-fu kick for you!!!"

* "I am like a flying potato!! Bow down!! Or I will unleash my zoinky army of surly crack-babies!!"

* "I am going to fly into your butt!! Prepare all asses for vicious entry!!"

* "End this pathetic deception! I know you're hiding martians in your head!! Gimme them martians! I am going to put butter on them!!"

* "Otan jiyou bi o me detou gozaimasu!! [webmaster's note: If anyone can tell me what that means, there will be warm offerings of tree scratchies in it for you. Thank you.]"
o editor's note: it means "Happy Birthday!" in Japanese

* "You think, but you're not plywood."

* (Points at a dead dog) "My god!! You're beautiful!!"

* "You have invoked an evil older than man!! Older than croutons!!"

* "MMMM MONKEYYZ"


I CAN'T SHOOT MYSELF! THE ISREALI ARMY CHOPPED MY LIMBS OFF!!!

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