IT HAS STARTED
Fellow Witches, Demons and Devils. The wind carried to our attention that a small group of low level fairies has been founded. With each day, growing stronger in numbers, we can no longer ignore them.
Their purpose is none but irrelevant. Their reasoning is none but based on lies.
Under the Banner of a small green-haired fairy they gather and show aggressive behaviour against all the kinds that dwell in this very land.
Yelling how we treat them wrongly, make fun of them or don't take them seriously they gain their morale.
But isn't it us who gives them food, work and a meaning? What would they possibly achieve without us, none other but the doom of Gensokyo?
No, by all means, this is no self-defense but a direct attack against our good will.
As they demand, we shall treat them serious from this day on.
WE SHALL FIGHT.
It is not us, but they doing the wrong and starting the war.
We shall annihalte every single of them and completely and utterly destroy their false reasoning, showing them, that we've been nothing but nice before.
WHAT WE NEED IS YOU!
None other but you. No matter if you're a Witch, Demon or Devil or like to call yourself such. You shall be greeted along our lines, set up for the best suited line of work you can do and quickly grow of an important asset of ours.
With nothing left but our prior good nature, we shall face those sinister fairies and show them how life actually looks.
THIS. IS. WAR.