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DeFeNdErS Of ChEeSe! (DoC)

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DeFeNdErS Of ChEeSe!

3 Members  |  0 In-Game  |  0 Online  |  0 in Chat

Since January 19, 2008

South Africa 

CODE OF CONDUCT:

1. DEFEND the Cheese at ALL costs
2. When the Cheese is unprotected, do your outmost best to get it secured
3. Do NOT nibble on the Cheese while on duty
4. Don't give the Cheese away through chat messages
5. Don't ever drop green paint on the Cheese, it's gonna look old, mushy, sick and rotten...
6. Make sure no people infected with the AVDS-virus gets anywhere near the Cheese
7. If somebody tries to take the Cheese and you are very afraid... put on your scary look and scare him away
8. NEVER eat the Cheese on top of watermelon
9. Keep the Cheese from falling on the ground... especially the kitchen floor
10. People who laugh at the Cheese WILL be prosecuted
11. If you are critically wounded, infected by a highly dangerous virus or killed... use the powers of the Cheese
12. You have to DREAM about the Cheese
13. Talk as much about the Cheese as you can
14. The Cheese grants you the POWER of critting, use it wisely
15. Don't let the Cheese see a pic of Arty, he'll melt instantly
16. STOP Arty from talking to the Cheese, he'll melt instantly if he hears her voice
17. Keep Carty away from the Cheese... he'll add it to his pizza toppings... then he'll deliver it...
18. Don't serve the Cheese in a disorganized fashion
19. It's not allowed to snipe through the holes in the Cheese
20. DO NOT take cover behind the Cheese (it won't help anyway)
21. PREVENT Turkish from falling on the Cheese, he's very heavy

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE CROWNED WITH CHEESEHOOD OF ADMIN (not a topping):
Sir Ze Armoured Sheep,
Sir White_Wolf,
Sir Deadman...

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE CROWNED WITH CHEESEHOOD OF PAWNING (also not a topping):
Sir Carty...

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE CROWNED WITH CHEESEHOOD OF HEALING (still not a topping):
Sir Pifgig,
Sir Fletch...

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE CROWNED WITH CHEESEHOOD OF AFRIKAANSNESS (no Carty, you can't add it to your pizza):
Sir Ze Armoured Sheep,
Sir Deadman,
Sir Fletch,
Sir Ghost_828...

<<<UNDER CONSTRUCTION>>>


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hey guys it seems that sheep was on today with the short msg besides his name saying that he returnz:D sounds awesome so lets hope he'z back

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