BENG THE NETH THE BENG

Taken from Gangsters weekly,article written by well known mafia boss known as The Godfather.


It is well known this techno parang is a work of technological wonder - Its abilities are none short of amazing and any self respecting mafiaso would avoid ... More

I WSH YOU ALL HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR, AND YOU ALL BETTER HUAT AH !!!!! HOPE YOU ALL PLAY POKER GET ROYAL FLUSH, BLACKJACK GET BLACKJACK, MAHJONG GET 18 LUO HAN, TAI-DI GET ALL 2s !!!!

THIS IS THE NIU NIAN, IT'S MY YEAR BITCHES.

every year, neth will travel to all the little beng's houses and give them a tattoo in their sleep.

If you did not get your tattoo, it means that you were not naughty enough this year. Go forth! murder rape and pillage in the year 2009

when neth "pong" in mahjong, every other player in the world will pong the same tile as him

I thank all for your tributes ! BTnTB !

When Neth does a push up, he pushes the crust of the Earth down as well, creating a volcano in a rival gang's hideout, annihilating them within a split second.

If he wanted to, Neth could run around the world twice and stop in the exact same spot he sta... More

500 years ago, i was an archaeologist. I worked with the great Indonesia jones. We received this distress call from HQ, asking us to go to Singapore to rescue Lolarh Croft from a bunch of angry spud somewhere in the botanic garden. We rushed into the templ... More

NETH SAVED MY LIFE

I was once a bastard who went around insulting people and one day i offended the Flying Monkey right in their back alley. I thought i was going to die when suddenly i was teleported to Sparks by Neth. The Super Dragon Tiger Gang then ... More

I owe my life and everything i have today to Dai Kor Neth.

Once, i was walking down a rival gang's back alley, jioing them to scrim, when suddenly i was set upon by 100 of the top pugilists from the Combined Gang Society. Hopelessly outnumbered and figh... More

Wa ka li kong ah. Xiang chuay ah neh tai chi tou si chuay wah lang long chong eh tai chi.

Mai luan sng hor. Yi eh sai hoot le kao ki beo yin hor. Lu lang long chong sng TF2 eh lang bo tu cheh ley group eh. SIO XIM TAM PO HOR!

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Neth plays the drum on rock band while cracking durians with his foot.

One day, a durian he was cracking pierced through his skin and into half of his foot. Tickled pink, Neth laughed at the pain, he laughed so hysterically that his left big toe acciden... More

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