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WOMBAT NEWS - Inflatable Arsehole blamed for lack of sun
An inflatable arsehole was today blamed for the apparent lack of sun in the underground city of Abringham in the North-South of England. The arsehole in question has yet to be indentified but scientists speculate that its possibly one of the 4 arsemen of the apocalypse known in his true demonic name as Simon.
While its true that there is no sun underground, science has yet to give us a definitive reason as to why. Sure, they say there is no way light can go through solid objects like a planet but thats what THEY say, until there is 100% proof that this doesnt happen then the blame can solely be placed upon an inflatable arsehole, as that scenario is as plausible as any.
Again, science has given us such marvels as eggs and paper which are the foundation of a stable diet if eaten 3 times a day.
Even though we cannot trace the arseholes current location, we will bring more news as it happens.
While its true that there is no sun underground, science has yet to give us a definitive reason as to why. Sure, they say there is no way light can go through solid objects like a planet but thats what THEY say, until there is 100% proof that this doesnt happen then the blame can solely be placed upon an inflatable arsehole, as that scenario is as plausible as any.
Again, science has given us such marvels as eggs and paper which are the foundation of a stable diet if eaten 3 times a day.
Even though we cannot trace the arseholes current location, we will bring more news as it happens.
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