Coalition of Anti-Retards

The leader of our sworn enemy, the retard hordes, has presented himself in the form of a pubescent, bicurious, pudgy little polar bear. Be careful, or he'll measure your genitalia (you know, to see if you'd fit in his mouth).

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Current intelligence on this subject indicates that he does not go to school, but spends all of his time online, has no friends, and no social skills. What he has of a sense of humor is prone to excitement at the sound of buttsex jokes and variants thereof.

Tread carefully, for he is our new biggest enemy now that Lukyas has been destroyed.