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Coalition of Anti-Retards
Our Time is Near!
Greetings, my brothers. I return from battle against the retard hordes. It was a glorious victory. The Big Retard was a worthy opponent, but I was able to outsmart him (and shoot him in the face two dozen times).
Our time is coming, brothers. Soon, we will cleanse the world of retardation! Well, at least the internet... Be ready to bear arms and we shall prevail in this conflict! Cpt. Sub has been placed in charge of the Research Division in the hopes of discovering profound tactics to use against the retard hordes.
They may be 99.9% of the world population. They may potentially be far stronger than any of us are able to predict (especially if you take their crayons away). They may be able to shatter leg braces and outrun cars.
However, WE will outsmart them. WE will destroy them! FOR GLORY!
Our time is coming, brothers. Soon, we will cleanse the world of retardation! Well, at least the internet... Be ready to bear arms and we shall prevail in this conflict! Cpt. Sub has been placed in charge of the Research Division in the hopes of discovering profound tactics to use against the retard hordes.
They may be 99.9% of the world population. They may potentially be far stronger than any of us are able to predict (especially if you take their crayons away). They may be able to shatter leg braces and outrun cars.
However, WE will outsmart them. WE will destroy them! FOR GLORY!
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