We're the proest Klan out there.

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We leik to be pro at CoD of dooty and pwn nobs becus they suck and we r bettr than thm if not pwn nobs u not god enuf for faze so u will nt be infited kkk?

gud that is sorted out anyways my we are teh proest klan if u havnt noticed
so if u nt pro plss gtfo

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first of all, faze was a extreme organisation back in 1969
it was finded by the god-all of faze 360 dotascope; mountain dew
in the late 1970, mountain dew had stroke and dieded in call of blops.

severely years latur, co founder doritos found mountain dew dead in his mams home
*aww sad momentz*
today, they both promised to create a hyper group that is known to us today...

FaZe

*plays holy music*

in the year 420, a shitty nooby group called OPTIC GAMER rised above to try and conquer the world of 360 dotascopes and 420 weedcrouch.
this is not negotiable to faze, so they created call of blops 2, the bestest game in the year 420.
but more nooby clans planned to kill and no scope faze, so they all decided to 1v1 each other in tf1...tf2?..tf2.

but they all denied the challenge, so they just went to dota 2 8]

BUT, IN THE YEAR 666, A MYSTERIOUS FORCE HAS DRIVEN THESE CLANS TO INSANITY, THIS SUPER ULTRA MEGA FORCE HAD 3 SIDES.

...IT HAD HIDDEN ITS TRUE PERSONALITY AND IS GOING BY THE NAME

ILLMUNAUGHTY.
THIS SUPER ULTRA MEGA FORCE ATTEMPTED TO DESTROY ALL THE 360S NO SCOPE AND FAZE CLANS AND OPTIC

BUT LITTLE THAT THEY KNOW THAT ILLUMINATUATI WAS ERRYWERE.
UHHHUUUHH

AFTER THE LONG WAR BETWEEN THE CLANS AND ILLUMINANDOS, THE LAND WAS DESTROYED AND HUMANS WERE REKT.
...BUT THERE WERE SURVIVORS

...one of these survivors were faze_jajkub, faze_pussylips, faze_gr00000s3 and faze_runescape

these survivors were prestige 11 in cod and have a KD ratio of 35:0

wow
these guys are srs.
anyway, these three travelled around rust for years, finding food and shelter
they found shelter, so they ate doritos and jew for 35 years
life was simple, and they were both pussylips

in present time, these survivors have been remembered to have the bestest clans evurur
and well?

this is it,
survivors have joined this clan to keep their god-like titles

welcome to optic gamers

woops

faze.


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