We're going to throw spears into your face and then gang rape the hell out of you.
Mount and Blade: Zulu Curbstomp. We're going to mess you up. Bad.
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We play Mount and Blade: Warband, Native. That's right, no mods. We have strict uniform restrictions. No armor at all. Primitive style weapons only. You better be ready to poke with a spear and throw a javelin or you need to get out!
We are highly coordinated. We will gang up on you. We will destroy you. In essence, we WILL curbstomp you and your special armor into the dirt.
You will be well equipped for the battle ahead. You do not need training. Your village has taught you to survive well, and we will hunt our enemy in the same manner we hunt our prey.
Your equipment is always standard. A simple spear, a shield of your choice, and either javelins or wardarts. Our tactics are simple. Throw shit at our enemy. Knock them off their horses. Charge in. Destroy. As a group.
We will take turns poking the hell out of our enemy with out spears. Poke. Back off. Another moves in to poke. All while others keep throwing shit at them. We are a cluster fuck of angry ass Africanized Mutant Bumblebees from the dephs of hell.
We will fuck you up.
All of those who see us ingame and follow our dress code and weapon requirements. We consider these men brothers in the great cause.
POLEARMS: (This is usually your primary weapon.)
Long Spiked Club.
Club with Spike.
All bows are allowed for use in the field.
At any point you may capture the weapons of our fallen foes and use this strange technology against their own.