Secret Service Regulars

Since May 29, 2008

United States 

Welcome, convicts and mob rats, to The Secret Service Witness Protection Program. We hope you've enjoyed your time spent ratting out hardened criminals, and we're delighted to know that you have decided to pay us heftily to change your identity!

However, The Secret Service Witness Protection Program is an elite group of tattle-tails, and only a certain breed may be accepted. Among other criteria, The Secret Service Witness Protection Program reserves its group member status for those stoolies who frequent the Secret Service Compounds, both Server #1 and Server #2. And pay a nominal fee which will be slowly revealed to you in increments of upwards of your life savings.

The Secret Service Witness Protection Program upholds a Strict And Vague General Code of Decency, and the following are strictly prohibited:

- Griefing
- Exploiting
- Obscene sprays
- Being a general dumbass
- Pretending you are a US Senator
- Using your discretion
- Loitering

By following this Strict And Vague General Code of Decency, The Secret Service Witness Protection Program is able to maintain it's constant secret service to you. Please enjoy your new identity, provided to you by The Secret Service Witness Protection Program as we are enjoying your hard earned cash.

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