For my friends and followers on fimfiction.net!

A group of shadowy bronies who do secret stuff... well, anonymously. Cross us and you will pay... anonymously, of course. We indulge in secrecy very secretly. We are the creatures in your closet. We are every secret admirerer you've ever had. We're the ones who send you that mysterious life-changing packages in the mail. We do anything to screw with those who have screwed with us tenfold. Our entire organization operates in secrecy to ensure... well, I think you get the point. Oh wait- you can't. The point is secret. Join to learn the point today. The only thing we're not secret about is our compassion about My Little Pony. Our mottos: 1. Soap is an excuse to put white stuff all over our bodies. 2.Secrecy is *access denied*. 3.Sticks and stones break your bones, and words don't help either. 4. I doubt, therefore, I might be. 5.Russia is our greatest friend, but our worst enemy. 6.Greece is never to be (secretly) invaded. and finally, 7. the video game equasion. PC>XBOX 360>PS3. Well that's everything. Join, and no one will ever know your real name again.