Since December 17, 2010

United States 

Welcome to our clan steam page.

Our clan is based upon the fact that we don't put up with bullshit, we like to have fun, and we don't like douchebags.

We are NOOB friendly as the servers suggest, we want new players to have a safe and fun place to play where they can level in peace, without getting blased in the face forty times a minute by a level 50. We don't like drama or lameness.

We have two servers currently, they tend to be pretty high ranked so we must be doing something correctly because you people keep coming back. They are listed below.


Name: Noobs in Dallas, lvl 30+ gets banned!!
Address: 216.152.128.202 Port: 19567

Name: Noobs in Dallas 2
Address: 69.174.244.74 Port: 19567

The first is our strictly noob server, if you are over level thirty, expect to get banned if you join that server. As a matter of fact don't be a fuckface, just don't join that one if you're over 30. There are rules on this server that can be found in server and are constantly spammed. Main of which is don't baserape like an assmonkey.

The second is our new vietnam server. On here there are no rules, and sometimes you will find that there are events going on here, usually on thursdays.

We do accept applications to the clan, be fucking compelling. We don't accept everyone. We hang out in TS a lot and that's the best way to help yourself join our clan.

Server info = ts3.nobclan.com Port 9987

Get your ugly mugs in there and make yourself known. Don't hate if you find yourself on the other side of our knives, nades, or c4. It's gonna happen. We are the coolest clan on the planet and you know you want to hang with us. So do it.

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