You bastard.

I was hoping it wasn't true, but I think I actually killed EVERYONE with that meteor in the story... besides poop's butt.

COA, why so dead?

Cause I do what I want

Gearz, why did you record one of Halos farts then put it on loop for 10 hours THEN uploaded it to youtube?

BLLLAAAAMMM!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l71gaZnYgOU

That was the point, I'm still in a dream. ~inception~

Richard, you fucked up again. Only thing good about that was the watch, but that wasn't something to be continued. You're still in a dream.

Inception.

Richard wakes up from his coma. It was horrible. He had dreams of him fucking up a story repeatedly. He looked around the room. It looked like a wreck. He checked his watch. All it said was "Saturday, Valve Time".

Elaments was feeling quite well -and happy as a matter of fact- from being slightly cured of AID's. He is supposed to have about 1 year left to go until he is completely cured. Arriving at the COA base he plans to bust in, throw a party, and tell everyone about it. He even got some new gear to celebrate, but what he finds is depressing. After opening the door to the temporary base, the sight he sees is nothing but disheartening. COA members dead, or in a coma-like state, doing nothing. He walks over to Halo to find him sleeping with something in his hands. Elaments takes the object, and examines it closely. It's a parchment with what appears to be, a small part of their adventure, never to be finished, and never to be found ever again. Elaments drops down onto his knees and stiffles a cry, blowing his nose onto the piece of paper as peopl e sleep all around him.

Oi People I'm back! Did ya miss me? No? Ofcourse you didn't. Anyway, them AID's got my internet (Aquired Internet Deficiency) and thus I was completely dead for a whole week. During that time, I decided to do a complete upgrade of my computer and now my 5 year old comp is replaced with a dedicated gaming computer. Finally.

THIS IS NOW A SPIDERMAN THREAD
http://files.sharenator.com/memes_learn_to_check_id_spiderman-s500x373-161264.jpg
http://t.qkme.me/3qo42p.jpg
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/fuck-you-im-spider-man-60s-spiderman.jpeg

Cross Dresser! GIT 'EM!

What if secretly, I'm a girl?

I feel we need some uplifting words of wisdom for us men.

"You're a pervert! ---- What's wrong with being a pervert? All men are perverts! But whether you recognize that or not... ...men are different from each other as heaven and earth! You were honest with yourself! *Assume he's pointing at Poop* That's something to brag about! Something to be proud of!"

-Keiichi Maebara

... I don't know how to respond to that, seriously. I see nothing that I can use against him there.

God wills it.

Poop, have you betrayed your almighty lord Chuckanut? Have you crossed over to the side of peace freaks?

'Murica Jesus Freedom

I claim this comment board, in the name of all things holy and Christian. Hail Jesus.

.belP

Pleb.

Sorry. I've never played Morrowind before...

Did no one catch the morrowind reference? :c

"Welcome to America! Please get in line." -Elaments4

Do I have to get in line over here? I really hate lines :l

Welcome, outlander.

I like that green party. Moving over with them. *walks over the line*

BAH! You people are fools! THE GREAT LORD CTHULHU SHALL SMITE THEE!!! ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!

Okay, maybe Communism not best party, but what about... Green Party?

"Communism never works" - Communists.

Melun' Digal Flitchin 'ign Myult'ch!
I have no idea what that means!

Commissar! Thats blasphemy! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Ya'll just mad cause Communist Party is supreme.

Forcing "funnies" is never funny :/

This comment section needs more funnies. Some one say something that we can branch off of making it funny.

Poop, you make a solid point. So now no more politics in the comments. Unless it regards my campain for Cthulhu/Dagon for 2016.

>implying anyone is pro-romney.
That's a funny one, Gearz. Lol, you got me there.

But is anyone even pro-Romeny on this clan?

>implying arguements because Obama won

The government always does stupid things. Silly Poop.

>implying government will do stupid things because Obama was elected, again.

Btw me thinks hamburgers are now out of date due to the election.

Obama won the election. Now I don't want to see any arguements on it or "There goes the USA" things ok? Ok. Just hope for the best and keep your fingers crossed that the government doesn't do anything stupid or anything terrible happens.

seems legit (which it is BADUMPBUMP)

>America hamburger jokes
>2012

Just think that everything you do is for 'murica and everything should be/feel alright.

I have a confession to make.

I have a huge red van that has decals of the American flag on it in Saint's Row 2

i called it the freedom party van

it has a reinforced bumper for running over college students and spikes that come out of the wheel for destroy cops that chase me after that

help

For 'Murica!

Yep, that about sums it up. 'Murica

If I had to sum up America all in one word, it would be hamburger.