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Cloudsdale Airforce ([CDAF])

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General Rainbow Dash's group of socially awkward recruits.

187 Members | 17 In-Game | 62 Online | 0 in Chat

Since October 2, 2011

The General's Facebook Page!
https://www.facebook.com/GeneralRainbow

TF2 Recruitment Training Server!
71.80.125.121:27015

Welcome fillies, gentlecolts, and weird human thingies!

Here, we train the finest of fliers and punish the wrongdoers who are wrong with what they do!

Follow these rules if you want to be a recruit, parasprites!

RULES OF CLOUDSDALE:
-1. Rules cannot go into negatives.
0. General Rainbow Dash is General.
1. You must be able to fly at least 0 ft. off the ground.
2. You must be able to eat a raw chicken in whole.
3. You must agree to our safety contract, as we don't want to pay for the crap that you do.
4. Do NOT eat the cupcakes. Those are our graves.
5. Hail to the king, baby.
6. There is no rule 6.
7. There is a rule 6.
8. Nopony is left behind.
9. Nobody is left in front.
10. If you have hooves, please defy logic to hold weaponry such as tasers.
11. If you cannot defy logic, we will teach you how to free of charge, courtesy of Pinkie Pie.
12. If you are a dick, we prefer pussy. Sorry.
13. Rainbow Dash is best general. No exceptions.
14. Rainbow Dash is best sofa.
15. Spike is best Rainbow Dash. No exceptions.
34. If it exists, there is a pony of it.
a. Please refrain from Scootabuse.
q. There are more rules than numbers in the universe.
e. Remember to wear the clan tag at all times and wave your e-peen around.
p. Sometimes you just need a little less pony.
1. If you break any of these rules, welcome! Enjoy your stay.

Our routine training consists of Team Fortress 2, Fallout: New Vegas, Counter Strike: Source, and of course, Minecraft. Each situation helps prepare for dangerous situations like running into a tree, or forgetting to breathe. Stay in your best shape, men. We need it.

SAFETY CONTRACT
- If people are faggots, be a faggot back to them.
- If you lose an arm, borrow someone else's arm.
- If you lose a leg, use said severed leg as a weapon.
- If you have wings and they break, fly into the sky with said wings and preform a sonic rainboom.
- If you are caught on fire, don't do it again.
- If you die, you will respawn in 15 seconds. No excuses.