Welcome to ''The Ceiling Cat Followers'' Group.

Since August 12, 2008

 

Welcome to The Church of the Ceiling Cat

We adore the Ceilin Cat. A cat blessed with an almighty power. A power capable of everything you will never imagine.
We are people that pray and light a candle every night to the ceiling cat. Feel free and demonstrate your devotion for him..

Rules:
1-Never remove the cat from his ceiling even if he got Aids.
2-Never argue with him. You will be kicked from ceiling cat's paradise. And after that cursed for life wih the almighty power of this glorious cat.
3- Never but never try to clean the ceiling.
4- Don't try to get laid with him...

All those are rules must be followed in order to receive his salvation. Otherwise you be punished for life to live with the basement cat.

-Who's exactly the basement cat?
He's an evil soul that wander in the depth of your house looking for slaves and people to fall in his fake religion full of pure self indulgence.

**NEVER OBEY THIS CAT AND DON'T LET HIM BRIBE YOU WITH COOKIES**

I believe if we join forces together we can put an end to the basement cat.

JOIN EVERYBODY JOIN AND SHOW DEVOTION FOR HIM.

Ceiling Cat Prayers
Ceiling Cat Vs. Basement Cat. - The neverending war. The creation of the world and the LOLbible.

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