Armadeaddon

Buster Blade: and i am starving in the game but it wont kill me
Schrödinger's Cat is ALIVE: you somehow ended up on the total other fucking side of the map
Schrödinger's Cat is ALIVE: try jumping off of really tall shit to kill yourself
Buster Blade: can you drown yourself
Buster Blade: i wonder
Schrödinger's Cat is ALIVE: might be worth a try just to get a redo
Schrödinger's Cat is ALIVE: seems like you got shafted pretty badly on your spawn
Buster Blade: my first spawn i was in a city
Buster Blade: and zombies and bandits owned me
Walrus von Zeppelin: you can just hit "respawn"
Buster Blade: what
Buster Blade: you can
Buster Blade: WHAT
Buster Blade: WHAT
Buster Blade: WHAT
Schrödinger's Cat is ALIVE: haaaaaaahahahaha
Walrus von Zeppelin: it kills you
Buster Blade: why the fuck werent you on earlier to tell me this
Schrödinger's Cat is ALIVE: oh my god i'm laughing so hard right now
Buster Blade: i spent a FUCKING HOUR

Platypus F*ing Pizzaman: 2 weak drinks and five goes down
Platypus F*ing Pizzaman: after a feast
FiveAgainst1: doesn't even take that much for your mom to go down
Platypus F*ing Pizzaman: nah she can handle her hard lemonade unlike you
FiveAgainst1: she does pretty well with the penis colada too

11:11 PM - Buster Blade: like 2 balls and i am spent

12:32 PM - FiveAgainst1 touches himself while alone in chat.

Platypus F*ing Pizzaman: You should invest time in learning to tpe.

MightiestPrototatoKing: i'll say this
MightiestPrototatoKing: i've never had some sort of cutting instrument touch my penis
MightiestPrototatoKing: and i feel better for that

12:39 AM - MightiestPrototatoKing: if i peel back the ol' foreskin and touch the head, it's kind of sticky

I heard there was a poltergeist problem. I'll call scyfi channel right away.

PlatypusPizzaman: ive been alone with you inside my mind
Spooch: I know of only a few other bronies in college
Walrus von Zeppelin: that unique social niche is called "fucks horses"
PlatypusPizzaman: and in my dreams ive kissed your lips
PlatypusPizzaman: a thousand time
PlatypusPizzaman: s

Mustachio Jones: witch hunter gets spider jars.
Mustachio Jones: he throws jars
Mustachio Jones: and they are filled with spiders.
Cat, the Creator's GPU is dead: full
Dr.Tongue: yes
Cat, the Creator's GPU is dead: of
Cat, the Creator's GPU is dead: spiders
Dr.Tongue: literally
Spooch: D:
MightiestProtatoKing: haha
Spooch: Wut
Mustachio Jones: so many
Spooch: WUT
Mustachio Jones: fucking
Mustachio Jones: spiders
Spooch: Nope
MightiestProtatoKing: so i can torment spooch
Dr.Tongue: you throw hundrads of jars
Spooch: nope nope nope

Tom Cruise-control: guys something terrible just happened to me
Tom Cruise-control: I had to fart so I farted but it wasn't a fart
Tom Cruise-control: O.o
Spooch: shart?
Dr.Tongue: D:
Tom Cruise-control: Definitely was

1:06 PM - Thimmy sprinkles platy's dick with lemon juice.

17:02 - FiveAgainst1: dammit thimmy
17:02 - FiveAgainst1: can we just break this tension and have the sex already

This is a conspiracy bred of lies to sully my good name.

- FiveAgainst1: Thimmy i must admit I'm...curiously aroused by you
- Dr.Tongue: :o