ABOUT Army of Baby Turtles

Where all your dreams go to die.

We're slow, adorable, and usually killed by predators before making it to the ocean. We're falling down the clouds of meat, riding the gravy train into the porkchop sunset. We're a really obscure group, you've probably never heard of us. We don't give a chainsaw.

Troll your friends with invites until you have no friends.

I'm not pointing any fingers, Drew, but don't be a douchenozzle.

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¤DLq¤™NeedtoBreathe✪ Nov 9, 2012 @ 12:48pm 
Turtles FTW
[GY] Nombliz | Sprog May 7, 2012 @ 3:39pm 
ILIKETURTLES!
Kael Dec 26, 2011 @ 5:28pm 
ikr!!!!
A Swell Foop Jul 29, 2011 @ 12:08pm 
YEAH, I BET YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE STILL IN THIS GROUP.
A Swell Foop Jun 7, 2011 @ 12:38pm 
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A Swell Foop May 11, 2011 @ 1:17pm 
Yes it does, probably the least playable game Valve has released.
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