: All Knights
: Spiral HQ
: On Staying Grounded
Thank you for your assistance in last month's OPERATION THWACK[forums.spiralknights.com]
, which was a partial success in that we discovered Gremlins easily sniff out knights disguised as Gremlins, despite liberal application of Thwacker Body Spray.
Based upon this new, current information, we have recalibrated our infiltration strategy. What do Gremlins live and work near constantly, yet pay little heed to, and which definitely don't smell like a Gremlin?
Constructs, knights. Constructs. Yes, these manufactured monsters have the full run of Gremlin territory, no questions asked. If caught, a disguised knight can simply jerk and flail like one of the other malfunctioning machines Gremlins keep on hand.
We are abandoning OPERATION THWACK for now, and commencing OPERATION ZAP
. We have procured and retrofitted Construct gear to transform any knight in need, and we bring it to you in the Construct Prize Box
through October 13, 2014
- Mecha Suit
- Mecha Helm
- Gun Pup Helm
- Gear Halo
- Wind-up Key
- Exhaust Pipes
- Prismatic Pylons
Details on this positively electrifying array of items can be found here[wiki.spiralknights.com]
: OPERATION ZAP begins now! Stay grounded and positive, knights, and relay any intel you find back to those in charge at Spiral HQ.
P.S. Watt puns?