These crafty Portal fans have created some triumphant projects for the good of all of us:
The cake is a cookie! These deliciously moist cookies take only 15 minutes to bake and require no fish-shaped crackers, candies, or solid waste.
This next papercraft project could take a long time. If you become lightheaded from hunger, feel free to eat the cookies you made in step 1.
When you're ready to graduate from dolls to the real thing, you can construct your very own Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
If the above projects aren’t a huge success, you can create a Companion Cube tissue box to comfort you.