Portal

These crafty Portal fans have created some triumphant projects for the good of all of us:

The cake is a cookie! These deliciously moist cookies take only 15 minutes to bake and require no fish-shaped crackers, candies, or solid waste.
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This next papercraft project could take a long time. If you become lightheaded from hunger, feel free to eat the cookies you made in step 1.
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When you're ready to graduate from dolls to the real thing, you can construct your very own Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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If the above projects aren’t a huge success, you can create a Companion Cube tissue box to comfort you.
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