and a full Japanese
translation. That's right. Japan has given me so much. And now I give back to them (and you).
What do I give? Robots with unibrows
and flowers in their blonde, wavy hair. Girls with wicked scars and wickeder mustaches. Nerds with sad, thinning hair, diamond eyeballs
and robot teeth.
Edit almost any face in the game and the changes stick through every level and every adorable cutscene. You are no longer chained to the developer's heteronormative depiction of romance! You like blueberries? EVERYBODY IS NOW BLUEBERRIES
. done. I will cloudsave your blueberry people. They are with you everywhere.
You're welcome Japan.
If you're like me, and can only speak Japanese after Google has translated it to English, here's some highlights from our new Japanese website[www.unity-games.jp]
"Seki-gae spectacle puzzle engulfing the universe! Explosion-Yul square Kawai!
Engulfing. The. Universe.
Kawai, the square, boned puzzle! Face of every single character that appeared in the game piece!"
(drops the mic)