Tis A Mystery 2012年9月6日 13時42分
Corrupt a Wish
Since this seems to be the new forums for steam, I guess I might as well bring back a relic from the old forums. So reintroducing corrupt a wish, what you do is corrupt the last persons wish then make a wish of your own to be corrupted.

My wish: I wish these new forums gave free pie
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Spawnsik 2012年9月6日 15時23分 
Corrupted: The forums give free pie, but they contain raw orphan meat.

My wish: I wish all steam games were free.
Espresso 2012年9月6日 15時51分 
Granted, all Steam games are free. Steam itself costs $10,000 a month to use, however. And the charges are retroactive depending on how long you've had your account.

I wish I was immune to migraines.
poodlenoodles 2012年9月6日 16時11分 
you are now immune to migraines, but you are also incontinent
my wish: world peace
Espresso 2012年9月6日 16時20分 
Granted. The world is at peace, and we destroy every one of our weapons, and resort to singing and talking to resolve our differences. All is well until Kang and Kodos show up to invade Earth.

I really wish I had some excedrin right now...
poodlenoodles 2012年9月6日 16時41分 
you have now gone down to the drug store and you have bought some excedrin. on your way back you bump into a grumpy mad scientist and make him angry. he then builds a giant laser and destroys every facility that produces excedrin and products similar to it. everyone with a migraine realizes you have one of the last bottles on the planet and they immediatly trample you to death in their rush to take it from you. you died because of that excedrin.

my wish: special K with vanilla almonds can give me x-ray vision
Bakunawa ॐ 2012年9月6日 16時43分 
special k with vanilla almonds didnt exist

my wish: chocolate chip cookies galore!!! lol
Duck Hunter 2012年9月6日 16時51分 
Granted. A truck parked near your house and as soon as it opened its trunk, countless cholocate chip cookies flowed out of it. Ecstatic, you dive into the pile and start eating some, only to find out the chocolate chips are actually poop nuggets.

my wish: I want to be a highly trained medieval warrior
Bakunawa ॐ 2012年9月6日 16時55分 
you werent born in medieval times

my wish: never eat ♥♥♥♥ in my entire life
Duck Hunter 2012年9月6日 16時56分 
dude that's not how it works... you have no imagination at all lol
poodlenoodles 2012年9月6日 16時58分 
Duck Hunter 2012年9月6日 16時59分 
just answer the last one
Espresso 2012年9月6日 17時14分 
Resuming from before the derailing...

Granted, you are a highly trained medieval warrior, armed with a broadsword and full armor. Your nemesis is a highly trained future scientist with a heat ray, however. Hope you enjoy the heat...

I wish the Avengers was out on DVD.
poodlenoodles 2012年9月6日 17時39分 
the avengers is out on DVD, but someone put anthrax in every box

i wish, again, special k with vanilla almonds could give me x-ray vision
narcissusderpson 2012年9月6日 17時41分 
Granted, The Avengers are out on DVD you bought it just to find out the whole world ended and destroyed all copies of the Avengers and can only be pirate the movie but also destroyed internet connections from all devices.

My wish: Megaupload was back online
poodlenoodles 2012年9月6日 17時44分 
you were too late answer mine
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