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Sep 6, 2012 @ 1:42pm
Corrupt a Wish
Since this seems to be the new forums for steam, I guess I might as well bring back a relic from the old forums. So reintroducing corrupt a wish, what you do is corrupt the last persons wish then make a wish of your own to be corrupted.
My wish: I wish these new forums gave free pie
Sep 6, 2012 @ 3:23pm
Corrupted: The forums give free pie, but they contain raw orphan meat.
My wish: I wish all steam games were free.
Sep 6, 2012 @ 3:51pm
Granted, all Steam games are free. Steam itself costs $10,000 a month to use, however. And the charges are retroactive depending on how long you've had your account.
I wish I was immune to migraines.
Sep 6, 2012 @ 4:11pm
you are now immune to migraines, but you are also incontinent
my wish: world peace
Sep 6, 2012 @ 4:20pm
Granted. The world is at peace, and we destroy every one of our weapons, and resort to singing and talking to resolve our differences. All is well until Kang and Kodos show up to invade Earth.
I really wish I had some excedrin right now...
Sep 6, 2012 @ 4:41pm
you have now gone down to the drug store and you have bought some excedrin. on your way back you bump into a grumpy mad scientist and make him angry. he then builds a giant laser and destroys every facility that produces excedrin and products similar to it. everyone with a migraine realizes you have one of the last bottles on the planet and they immediatly trample you to death in their rush to take it from you. you died because of that excedrin.
my wish: special K with vanilla almonds can give me x-ray vision
Sep 6, 2012 @ 4:43pm
special k with vanilla almonds didnt exist
my wish: chocolate chip cookies galore!!! lol
Sep 6, 2012 @ 4:51pm
Granted. A truck parked near your house and as soon as it opened its trunk, countless cholocate chip cookies flowed out of it. Ecstatic, you dive into the pile and start eating some, only to find out the chocolate chips are actually poop nuggets.
my wish: I want to be a highly trained medieval warrior
Sep 6, 2012 @ 4:55pm
you werent born in medieval times
my wish: never eat ♥♥♥♥ in my entire life
Sep 6, 2012 @ 4:56pm
dude that's not how it works... you have no imagination at all lol
Sep 6, 2012 @ 4:58pm
DAMMIT!!!! THE CYCLE IS BROKEN AND THERE ARE NO MORE WISHES!!!!!!!!
Sep 6, 2012 @ 4:59pm
just answer the last one
Sep 6, 2012 @ 5:14pm
Resuming from before the derailing...
Granted, you are a highly trained medieval warrior, armed with a broadsword and full armor. Your nemesis is a highly trained future scientist with a heat ray, however. Hope you enjoy the heat...
I wish the Avengers was out on DVD.
Sep 6, 2012 @ 5:39pm
the avengers is out on DVD, but someone put anthrax in every box
i wish, again, special k with vanilla almonds could give me x-ray vision
Sep 6, 2012 @ 5:41pm
Granted, The Avengers are out on DVD you bought it just to find out the whole world ended and destroyed all copies of the Avengers and can only be pirate the movie but also destroyed internet connections from all devices.
My wish: Megaupload was back online
Sep 6, 2012 @ 5:44pm
you were too late answer mine
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