THE CHRIS CATASTROPHE
Chris’s Fun Stuff
Chris awoke one spring morning to find his morning wood bigger than ever. The time was 6:30, and his mother was nice and ripe. Chris made his morning coffee like always, but this time he wanted to try something different. He gave the hot steaming coffee to his delicious ripe mother, and she fetched a funnel from the garage. She placed the funnel in her steamingly wet ♥♥♥♥, and buttchugged his coffee down in one gulp. She poured it back into the cup, and gave it back to Chris. Chris took it down in one huge gulp. His caffeine rush was more intense than he had ever had. His mother kissed him on the asscheek, and he was off to school. He climbed on the bus, and noticed he forgot his pants. “Thats alright” he said.
“Ill just wear them tommorow”
As he entered the bus, the big strong bus driver gave him a good slap on the booty. Chris’s erection reached sky high and plunged through the roof of the bus. Although Chris’s ♥♥♥♥ was long, it was incredibly thin. Most people driving by thought it was just the bus’s radio antenna. As chris rode the bus down to the special school that he had just enrolled in, he pulled out his lunch from his lunch box to see what his mom had packed him. He found a cucumber that had been in his moms crevice for so long it had pickled. Accompanied by this stink pickle, he had also found a penis butter and ♥♥♥♥ sandwhich. His snack, was a fresh bunch of cotton his dad had picked from the fields shortly after being whipped on a sunday night. Chris could not wait for his big day. As he thought of his big day, he thought of some other things that were big as well.
Chris’s Morning Breakfast
After Chris’s fun time, he went down stairs to his kitchen but forgot to take the ♥♥♥♥♥ out of his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. As waddled down the stairs he saw his dog getting analed by the mailman and his mother. Chris then decided to go and join in with that kinky ♥♥♥♥ery. Chris remembered the 32 inch black mamba ♥♥♥♥♥ in his ♥♥♥♥ and he ripped it out while biting a pillow. He took it and shoved it into the mail mans ♥♥♥♥ hole and the mail man whispered in chris’s ear,”I have a big package for you and i'm ready to deliver it.” Chris nealt down and the hot steamy load splurged onto his face and chris used it as a beauty mask.
He then went to his dog and wiped the ♥♥♥♥♥ off his face using his dogs wang, just like using a squeegee to clean a window. He then dropped his pants and started to make a stink pickle that he would consume later in his lunch. He dropped the ♥♥♥♥ on the pile of feti that were just in his hallway. He then picked up one of the feti and bite it’s head off and shoved the remainder up his ♥♥♥♥ while it was still moving like a chicken with it’s head chopped off. Now that he has his morning fetus and ♥♥♥♥ for breakfast he feels energized to go to school.
Chris’s School Day
After Chris’s morning breakfast he went to school riding a black ♥♥♥♥ like a merry-go-round. He arrived at a place called Shandy Nook. As he walked in he say a guy named Adam who was wearing a trench coat but so was Chris. Chris approached Adam and grabbed down inside of his trench coat. Chris grabbed onto Adam’s “pistol” and started to yank it. Chris could feel that it was cold and hard (because it was a glock) and that made chris horny so he ripped off his trench coat and tried to red vine with Adams ♥♥♥♥. Chris shoved his 2 inch punisher into Adams ♥♥♥♥ hole and then Adam cried and ♥♥♥♥ himself. Adam ran off and cried all the way home and would later jerk off so hard he tore the skin and also he bled to death. Anyways back at school, chris found his good ole butt loving friend Joe Segnit. They both interlocked their aunuses and their dongs and became one, they looked like two little white pretzels. As they rolled their way down the hallway they saw Mr. Clarke ♥♥♥♥ing a dead skunk and Steven G. Chris dismantled from Joe like a man coming out of his Titan or Mech. Chris then went over and shoved his millimeter peter in the skunks big gaping cut in the side of it’s stomach. Chris furiously ♥♥♥♥ed that skunk and gave Mr. Clarke head while Steven shoved the whole container of Frogs, earthworms, and crayfish into chris’s big gaping ♥♥♥♥.
After a long day of school, Chris threw his bag on his bed, and collapsed onto it. He couldn’t wait to do more fun stuff. His mother walked into his room and asked how his day was. Chris looked that ♥♥♥♥♥ straight in the ♥♥♥♥ing eye and pinned her against the wall. He took out his Radio Antenna ♥♥♥♥, and shoved it in her eyesocket. She screamed and moaned in pleasure. Chris ♥♥♥♥♥♥ed and bullseye’d her square in the teeth. Several of her teeth were knocked back into her throat. Chris screamed “HALLELUJA! THE LORD HAS SEEN MY WHITE LIQUIDS”
As Chris’s mother exited the room, she asked him to do his daily chores. Chris moaned and said “God ♥♥♥♥ I LOVE doing my chores.” He proceeded to take off his white trousers that were previously black, and began to jack off on his carpet. Over time, the carpet got stained from his mother’s ♥♥♥♥, so the only way for him to clean it up was to ejaculate on the ♥♥♥♥ stains that looked so close to osama bin laden. Chris thought his life was amazing and incredible and that he was so lucky to be in this household with his mom being such a MILF.