E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy

E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy

Hey so I have 2 copies of E.Y.E. left and I guess i'll give one away for the lulz so heres how it works: Tell me a joke to enter. Whichever one I deem worthy shall obtain a copy of this unfathomable game. Lets start off with 3 days until its over, shall we?
< >
Showing 1-15 of 30 comments
Aurora Yukihime Feb 18, 2014 @ 6:45pm 
What kind of computer sings?

Oxymoron Feb 18, 2014 @ 7:18pm 
What kind of music did cave men make?

Rock and wheel ba dum tsk ;-; pls
What's red and not there?

no tomatoes
S-C Armarius Feb 19, 2014 @ 9:12am 
What's the favorite icecream brand from the people who coded the Multiplayer part of this game?

Laggen Das
//// Feb 19, 2014 @ 10:42am 
i don't know any jokes. T_T

but if i win this i will start another 3 days contest. i already have my copy of this game... i find this funny somehow. ^_^
HappyKoromaru Feb 19, 2014 @ 2:09pm 
Once upon a time during a winter, there was a little birdie. The birdie was cold and, as he was walking behind a cow, she poops all over him. Now he's warm, but dirty, so he goes "Y U DO DIS TO ME?". A cat suddenly appears and, after removing the birdy from the poop, helps clean him up, so the birdy goes "Thanks, bro." The cat then eats the birdy.

Not everyone who ♥♥♥♥♥ on you means you harm and not everyone that helps you with your♥♥♥♥♥♥does it in your best interests.
|eG| Blazin540 Feb 19, 2014 @ 4:49pm 
If they're are 5 fish's in a bowl and 2 drowned, how many would be left?
Feb 20, 2014 @ 1:42am 
here was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor.
The doc ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine.
The next day the doctor called and the wife answered.
"I'm going to need to run a few more tests", the doctor said.
"I'm going to need a♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ urine and a fecal sample".
After she hung up the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"
"He needs a pair of your underwear".
Brother Man Bill Feb 20, 2014 @ 1:50pm 
Originally posted by blazin540:
If they're are 5 fish's in a bowl and 2 drowned, how many would be left?
Fly_Fifer Feb 20, 2014 @ 3:54pm 
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is when you use a feather, kinky when it's the entire chicken...
Spodacus Feb 20, 2014 @ 7:15pm 
I was gonna tell you this joke about amnesia but i forgot it
Noxus Feb 21, 2014 @ 5:23am 
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair
Cheese Flavored Feb 21, 2014 @ 4:10pm 
So far im thinking Oxym0ron (wouldnt let me post the real name) or Minoriko, gonna give it away tomorrow
Last edited by Cheese Flavored; Feb 21, 2014 @ 4:11pm
Cheese Flavored Feb 23, 2014 @ 1:55pm 
vrohi wins due to the lulz
//// Feb 24, 2014 @ 4:01am 
fun contest. i liked that joke about amnesia. sh*t, but i forgot it... ;[
< >
Showing 1-15 of 30 comments
Per page: 15 30 50

Date Posted: Feb 18, 2014 @ 5:22pm
Posts: 30