A great remake of a classic FPS.
Once again you step into the boots of William B.J. Blazkowicz to fight the evil Third Reich and its plans for world domination.
But this time, William has to fight not only the Wehrmacht troops but also the undead as well as horrific cybernetic experiments that the ♥♥♥♥♥ are developing.
Of course, you aren't helpless in your struggle as you will be able to wield some of the more fantastical weapons used by the enemies themselves, like the Venom gatling gun, flamethrower and many others that will turn the tides of battle in your favor.
The multiplayer is still going strong to this day and there's even a free to download and play multiplayer-only version called Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory that was developed by Splash Damage, who also made the rather good co-op multiplayer shooter Brink.
Killing ♥♥♥♥♥ never gets old, especially when you get sci-fi weapons to boot with the whole thing, and I highly recommend this title if you're one of those types of players who still enjoy kicking the sorry butts of ♥♥♥♥♥ to this day.

Still a great game to play after all these years, my favourite online game of all time (I am 60 yrs old)

I used to think first-person shooters were all about the graphics. I used to think old games like this one just weren't worth it anymore in the modern era of action games. I was an idiot.

Never beat the game as a kid bc the skeletons were too spooky. Pretty nostalgic :')

YEAH! it have taken me so long time, i have beaten the game, but now Heinrich the first is very easy, so i have learnt a lot from playing this game, i really recommend this game to beginners and pros of first person shooters, so if anyone tells me that the game sucks, try harder, you cannot get anywhere if you dont even try hard, just like in real life, and if you enjoy this game, you are a gamer to the heart!





Rating: 10/10 Keyboards

Return to Castle Wolfenstein is basically THE “I borrowed this game from a friend.” Game.

You once again play as William “B.J.” Blazkowicz, sent in to stop those cuhraaaazy ♥♥♥♥♥ from messing with the occult and probably summoning the dead or something.

RTCW is another game I had a lot of experience with back in the day, especially the multiplayer. The single player starts out in the same vein as Wolfenstein 3D, with Blazkowicz escaping a prison cell before torture with nothing but a Luger and a knife.

Return to Castle Sniffenscratch runs on the Id Tech 3 engine, the same one they used for Quake III: Arena and Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force. It still looks good, especially for the time, and you get a bunch of neat little effects like shading and dynamic shadows.

Oh baby those 2002 dynamic shadows.

You have an assortment of weapons to play with, ranging anywhere from standard WW2 pistols and sub-machine guns, to more wacky ♥♥♥♥ super science like a chain gun that blows people up and a testla gun. There isn't much for crunch when shooting at enemies, however, unless you get a chance to blow them up. You do, however, kill most things with a well place head shot, so you can at least start pulling off some rootin' tootin' trick shootin' if you got the aim for it.

One of the big draws to Return to Castle Chocula was the multiplayer. Which is funnily, deader than Hitler. But back in the day it was pretty poppin'. You played as either Allies or Axis and had a set number of objectives to complete, ranging from escorting an important item or destroying a defensive structure. The Allies would attack and the Axis would defend. It was also surprisingly enough a class based multiplayer instead of the usual arena deathmatch style like Quake III or Unreal Tournament.

It actually reminds me of Conker's Bad Fur Day's multiplayer, or at least the Tediz vs Squirrel High Command mode. I'm pretty sure Return to Castle Dog Mug inspired the multiplayer for Conker's Live and Reloaded, but I have no way to actually confirm that. Mostly because lead designer: Chris Saevor won't return my calls or answer his door.

There are more ways to play Return to Castle Huff'n'Puff than this version however. There is also an Xbox port that was ludicrously popular when it first came out, it also came with an extra chapter where B.J. went to Egypt. There was also a PS2 port but I don't care.

If you're like me, and hurting to play the multiplayer, however, then you're looking in the wrong place. Most people who played Return to Castle Nintendo moved on to Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory, a free multiplayer only spin off to RTCW. It's still kind of sort of active, so you can at least get a half decent game going to quench that mighty need and go back to playing puzzle pirates or whatever it is you do on your free time.

Go play RTCW, you'll probably like it. Or don't, I'm not your dad. It's aged well, or at least to me, but I haven't really left 2003 mentally, so you shouldn't listen to me on the subject.
Actually, do listen to me, I'm great.

Return to Castle Shootin'Snatch gets Twelve strange robot ♥♥♥♥♥ out of fifteen.

Polar bears are left-handed.

The curator: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/Dickbuttexperience#curation

My computer science teacher made me and my entire class install this game and he's challenging us for a tournament at the end of the year, wish me luck gamers

Edit: Okay, so on my part all I can say we beat the people who came last place by half a point !(lmao). My teach had decorated the classroom super nicely and for a moment I kinda felt like an esport player. He also gave the entire class pepsi, HELL YEAH!

A classic for sure. My personal favorite WWII game....it's historically accurate in my book.

Play If: You love shooting ♥♥♥♥♥, love shooting zombies, love ID games, are in love with old school shooters

Don't Play If: You need shooters to be more "modern", need amazing graphics (in its defense this game was a graphical masterpiece in its day), like historically accurate WWII games, think shooters need regenerating health

Return to Castle Wolfenstien has been my favorite game every since I found my dad playing it when I was little. I would sit on his lap and watch him play. I've mastered this game and played custom maps or mods I even played with HD textures. This game has been my one time favorite I used to own it on disk or downloaded I geuss until one day I got this game on steam and now I have played it for a very long time. So I'd recommend you try this game out.

One of the best wolfenstein out there with cool story and awesome gameplay, enough said go buy it!!!! :D