Posted: January 27
Blew a morbid 2-meters-tall pizza-cutter-wielding badass psycho to pieces with an OMGWTFBBQ .666 caliber explosive magnum revolver and yet he screamed 'RIP THE FLESH, SALT THE WOUN- AAAAAAAAAAAAH' then a heard an also morbid also 2 meters tall over-worked-out lightning-spitting-eyed funnel-shaped bruiser dude scream 'Come on lil' one! time to d-AAAAAAAAAAH MOMMY! MOMMY!' because i accidentally threw a face-melting acid grenade at his face because my 'G' key was stuck pressed on my keyboard.
then i was ambushed by a dwarf 1\2 meters tall thin-as-hell midget pizza-cutter-wielding psycho who i don't know-how the skag drains a one's health to 10 in one hit by the back and killed me, then i shot him with that revolver while bleeding to death and magically came back to life.
42\10 would visit my history classroom again