Sid Meier's Civilization V

Sid Meier's Civilization V

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Things we've learned from Civ 5
1. Warmongering, fascism, and razing cities are not crimes against humanity when we do it.
2. To blazes with multiculturalism. Mine is best, because I say so!
3. Every one of us would turn into Stalin if we were even elected to dog catcher.
4. "A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic".

What else?
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Malvastor Sep 14, 2016 @ 8:28pm 
5. Everyone one you know will stab you in the back as soon as you blink, so go ahead and do it to them first.
6. Do one lousy thing and everyone will hate you forever. So you might as well bite the bullet and do a lot of horrible things.
7. Nuclear weapons solve all problems.
Sentient_Toaster Sep 14, 2016 @ 8:48pm 
8. One can have a warmongering autocracy that also officially makes liberty and rationality core values, and nobody bats an eye.
Tarik Torgaddon Sep 14, 2016 @ 9:03pm 
9. According to AIs, if you're losing the war you can get the human to stop invading by demanding all their money.
dasaard200 Sep 14, 2016 @ 10:07pm 
10. AIs can goof in WCongress, they voted out the TEST BAN TREATY, and NOW they're stuck with it ! ; and I've got most of the world's Uranium ... and the only Xcoms !
gimmethegepgun Sep 14, 2016 @ 10:23pm 
11. The surest way to get the UN to vote you in as world leader is to declare war on everyone right before the vote.
D3bs Sep 14, 2016 @ 11:09pm 
12. You get the 'one more turn bug' and before you know it 12 hours have gone by.
General Malaise (Banned) Sep 15, 2016 @ 12:41am 
13:

The economy pragrammer is good - the battle programer needs replacing.
MysticMalevolence Sep 15, 2016 @ 4:14am 
14: People get mad at you for not sharing their religion.
Tarik Torgaddon Sep 15, 2016 @ 5:30am 
Originally posted by Lord Warmaster:
14: People get mad at you for not sharing their religion.

15. People get mad at you FOR sharing YOUR religion (of course, I already knew that. It happens in real life).

16. Peace is a great time to build up the military-industrial complex.

17. Every victory other than domination is just namby-pamby.
Last edited by Tarik Torgaddon; Sep 15, 2016 @ 5:47am
General Malaise (Banned) Sep 15, 2016 @ 6:24am 
Originally posted by jrvankirk:
Originally posted by Lord Warmaster:
14: People get mad at you for not sharing their religion.

15. People get mad at you FOR sharing YOUR religion (of course, I already knew that. It happens in real life).

16. Peace is a great time to build up the military-industrial complex.

17. Every victory other than domination is just namby-pamby.


I entirely agree.

:)
gimmethegepgun Sep 15, 2016 @ 7:00am 
18. The UN is run by rigged elections, military coups hoisting up figureheads, and gobs and gobs of cash.
19. Or by Greece.
Malvastor Sep 15, 2016 @ 9:36am 
20. The United Nations is a powerful entity whose laws are irrevocably binding to even the most powerful and sociopathic nations.
MysticMalevolence Sep 15, 2016 @ 9:38am 
21. Barbarians are ever-present and appear from nowhere.
LTD_Ray Sep 15, 2016 @ 10:36am 
Originally posted by Lord Warmaster:
21. Barbarians are ever-present and appear from nowhere.
da best
Tarik Torgaddon Sep 15, 2016 @ 2:19pm 
22. "I don't like you" is a perfectly valid reason to start a war.

23. Workers building a road to a foreign country is an act of war.
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Date Posted: Sep 14, 2016 @ 8:17pm
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