Posted: February 28
A typical scenario every Civilization player will experience:
I, the great General Washington, led my courageous troupe of Yanks to victory after victory - our Muskets were far more advanced then anything our foes could muster!
Moments after wresting control of a pitiful city-state, I am alerted to the sudden appearance of a man - coated war paint made of buffalo feces, clad in nothing more than a loincloth - who brandishes his bronze spear at me...And proceeds to launch a barrage of nuclear missiles at New York.
10/10 I failed History Class because of this game