Publicada: 24 de junho
Religion: The Video Game will set you in the boots of Booker DeSchitt, a grizzled veteran of VIETNERM.
Your job is to capture Princess Peach from Bowser's castle, and bring her back to Brooklyn. During Booker's delusional, PTSD filled adventure, you'll find yourself killing innocent, racist, bible toting christians and really pisssed off African Americans.
You'll also find yourself traveling through time and space when Princess Peach
Elizabeth tears the air a literal new assshole that you climb into. That's right. You climb into space butt holes.
Along with the usual loot system that the previous installments offered, you'll find clothing that gives you special bonues.
One bonus being not being naked. I guess Booker came with no clothes on.
You can also upgrade your Plasmids
VIGOR or whatever this stupid game calls it, with extra abilities, and can attach multiple attachments to your guns like Call of Will Smith.
When you play this game, you really feel like a true, 'MERICAN patriot.
You also get to pretend you're a monorail because you can grab onto Monorail lines or something. Iunno.
I give Religion: The Game 10/10