You deserve better.

We’re all here for a few weeks and then we die. Spending our time on video games is a noble hobby, to a degree. But you can’t waste it on Flynn the Crimson Guy.

This is about 10 hours (?) of open-mouthed nothingness. Speaking to someone who’s only half interested in what you have to say. Slop. Scrolling on social media, but worse, because there sometimes you’ll find kinda funny video.

Instead, you walk around a bland platformer, hit-hit-dodge, hit-hit-dodge, guy says some nonsense, exclamation mark appears, move around the map, trivial platforming, hit-hit-dodge. Magic ball attack. Simple puzzling. I couldn’t take it anymore. I stopped a few hours in, implicitly gaining seven more hours to live. Maybe I’ll watch a few youtube videos instead.