1,175 people found this review helpful 1,579 people found this review funny
763.6 hrs on record
Posted: July 29, 2016
Joke review? There's too many, here is the truth.
This is the game that:
You love to hate You can't sleep at night over You throw things around the room You scream at your monitor You start yelling at people that come in your room and start asking questions You get ridiculed just for playing a match You are cheered on by your team You get flashed by your teammate You meet children You meet adults You meet adults that act like children You learn the term "tked" the hard way You are constantly called a kitty cat You are told you are homosexual You are told you are lesbian You are told you will never be a pro despite never trying to be one You are told you will never be a minor despite never trying to be one You are told you will never win a lan despite never trying to enter one You apparently live in your mom's basement You find out your mom has been having some strange relationships You find out your dad has been having some strange relationships You are recommended to drink bleach You learn you are autistic You try to ruin someone's internet/real life You watch people get bans for tking You meet the most terrible people on the internet You meet queued people that just look forward to kicking you before the win (If solo queued) You are held to high degree by your team to clutch everything even 1v4s You learned the term "clutch or kick" the hard way You are told you suck even though you have way more kills/kdr than them You are called a hacker for listening to footsteps You are told the bomb is B when it is actually A You pop out of an angle only to get one shotted You hit sweet sweet flicks You can't aim worth♥♥♥♥♥♥br>You hear the classic excuse "I'm not even trying bro" You turn racist/culturist You find the DJs You find the soundboard bros You find the most strategic people you will ever meet in a game You realize you are a rage quitter You lash out to other people who lash out to you You try to calm others down You learn the term "tilted" You meet people who watch youtube vids and think that's the only way the plan can go You meet people who think the team should die for them so they can get the kills You get screwed from people leaving your team You find people that just like to afk grief and watch your team lose and probably laugh You find people not skilled enough to play their ranks so they throw the match and derank down You get in a match and someone needs to go afk for 5-15mins or leave You play overpass You realize playing overpass was a terrible choice You get connection errors You get screwed over by your IP and get a cooldown ban You meet who lag purposely You win some You lose some You tie some You rank up You rank down You Ace You don't get a kill for a long while You become top fragger You become bottom fragger You go 16-0 You go 0-16 You learn the maps You find out you didn't really learn said maps You find people calling out to help the team You find people with no mics to help out the team You find people with mics that bought the cheapest mic possible
But yet in all the madness somehow it is ok....
You get back on the next day and go through the same roll of♥♥♥♥♥♥again and you do it with a smile.. at least when you start.
That my friends is a game that will carry on with you forever.