Upplagd: 22 januari
It was a windy night. My family was asleep, the windows were shut tight and the sound of wind blowing could be heard behind them. My lights were off and I was ready to pleasure my filthy lizard. I looked at it, pet his cute little red head and said "soon, it will be all over my dear". My erotic skyrim mods have finished downloading. "This is it" I thought. This is the most realistic sexual simulation I can get in my life. It will feel as real as it can. My lizard looked at my face and smiled. I smiled back. After the mods were finished installing, I finally launched the game. I found a shrew in the tavern, that looked like she wanted the sexual pleasure. "Come with me, shrew" I said. She nodded and followed me up the stairs. I closed the door and told her to take off her clothes. So she did, and the animation started. I starred at the animation with amezement. It looked like a wooden statue moving up and down another statue. My facial expression screamed disappointement, and my lizard went soft. I looked down on it, and just as I thought, my lizard wasnt as wooden as the statues on my computer screen. I put my underwear back on and went to bed. That night I decided 2 things. I will find a way to kill myself, and I will not try to experience sexual relationships in a video game.