So one day walking down a road I passed by some fancy rich guy on a horse escorted by some guards. I went to talk to him and he was just rude as hell and kept riding on.
I thought to myself, "man, what a jerk. I hope someone stabs him in the eye."
Then I realized, I'm an assassin, thief, stealth guy, I could stab him in the eye.
So I was a few metres away by this realization and decided to grab my bow and drive an arrow into his head. After i taken care of his guards as they wandered around I'd loot everything he's got. Came up behind one and slit his throat, then sliced up the second guy..... As i went for the dead rich guy to loot him, i saw my bounty go through the roof.
I looked around for any other witnesses, as i did pass by a guard outpost a few minutes earlier, but nothing.
I then turn around and saw the rich guy's horse starring at me with a stupid look on its face. I thought for a second or two and "Naw, he can't be the witness, but i could use some horse hide for leather" and dropped him.
Then i got the notification of the last witness killed and my bounty went to zero.
A Horse is a friggin witness???
Who's the horse going to tell??
Will the horse stomp twice for yes or once for no on the witness stand???