voltcheck 20 jul, 2013 @ 9:32pm
What is your most creative charachter and his/her backstory.
i have two really.

one was a god of war-ish type barbarian that did drug's like moonsugar, skooma and hist sap and ocassionally pillaged town's in search of more drug's, money to buy drug's and to enslave people in exchange for drugs and he was the most notorius crime lord in skyrim.

the other was a dark Ninja assasin that flinged magic and knives everywhere and slayed kajhit from all corner's of skyrim in search of master dan because he stole the secret of how to make hist sap skooma from his ninja clan. (lol)

this thread is intended to be a joke so your charachter can be one you actually played or one you made up for kicks and giggle's. just make a funny story we can all ROFL at. :D
Senast ändrad av voltcheck; 20 jul, 2013 @ 9:55pm
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alwalker11 20 jul, 2013 @ 9:54pm 
With a friend, downloaded a few of the Jedi mods, including force push and lightsabers, and created a Mace Windu character to run around not stopping for anything in his way.
voltcheck 20 jul, 2013 @ 9:56pm 
lol, nice.
Stania 20 jul, 2013 @ 9:57pm 
Here's a story of a redguard:

In west Hammerfell he was born and raised
On Hegathe was where he spent most of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some arrows outside of school
When a couple of bandits
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in his neighborhood
He got in one little fight and his mom got scared
She said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Taneth"
voltcheck 20 jul, 2013 @ 9:59pm 
sounds poetic. nice job though.
Major Moolah 21 jul, 2013 @ 1:26am 
I once made a character by the name of Pimp Daddy Moves, but his adventures would not pass the Forum Filters... How about something from the other side of the law?

Detective Marcus McBane, an Imperial, was the maverick of his Hold Precinct, while his partner, Clarence McDarrow, a Redguard, left the station house only with the Book -- literally. They were a mismatched pair, with McBane often saying to McDarrow: "Let's go macking", a comic reference to their surnames. After hearing the phrase, McDarrow would start the Police Horse Carriage, while rolling his eyes. It was all on the surface, however, for the mean streets had hardened both men, and this was their way of showing friendship to one another.

A week before McDarrow would leave the force, with full pension, everything changed. It was a routine Domestic Disturbance assignment. What was not routine was the fact that the house was in fact a front for a Skooma Den! McDarrow was trying to calm the "couple" down, when from the stash room entered a man, all crazy from Skooma, and emptied his quiver on the unsuspecting McDarrow. The arrows pierced his Light Armor, and McDarrow fell in slow motion. McBane chased the assailant, but failed to arrest him. He then returned to his partners bleeding corpse, weeped manly tears, raised a bloody hand to the sky and screamed: "MENDOZA!"

You see, the Skooma Den was owned by the notorious Colonel Mendoza, a Skooma Baron and a diamond smuggler. Getting to him would require going off the radar, entering the underworld of Skyrim in a deep cover assignment. A front was devised, and General Tullius would be involved...
Xav-Tay-Tor-Tot 21 jul, 2013 @ 3:01am 
Meras Ashiin.

He was a Wood Elf. He didn't know much about his family, or childhood. Other than that he lived in Valenwood, and that his family was killed during the purges made by the Aldmeri Diminion. His was found by a Khajiit caravan, who took him to Elsweyr. And there, he learned of the Aldmeri Diminion.

At age 12, he killed his first man. At age 17, he began torturing Thalmor soldiers and wizards. At age 19, he left Elsweyr, and began travelling across Tamriel, swearing revenge against the Diminion.

He became notorious for slitting his enemies throats, and watching them bleed to death. His ways of accomplishing something, were both morbid and relentless. When he sat foot in Hammerfell, he came across something that disgusted him. The Thalmor, using Redguards as slaves.

The one place in Tamriel he'd never set foot in, was the Summerset Isles. Regardless, he continued his rampage. He heard news about a civil war, with the Empire fighting the Nords of Skyrim. It seemed like a good place to continue. His hatred for the Diminion grew, the more he learned about them during his visit in Skyrim. He had always taken the Diminion for cowards, but this was beyond that. During his final days in Skyrim, he had raided the Embassy, stole vauleable information, and delivered Thalmor wizards to the Stormcloaks. along with a failed assassination attempt on Elenwen.

The last day, before he left Skyrim, he decided to visit Solitude. He had a drink at the Winking Skeever, and a quick meal. He stepped outside, only to notice that the Thalmor had sent a very large patrol after him. He was presented with a speech: "On account of your actions, my superiors have given me the task, to take care of business. There's two ways this can go down. 1: You come freely, and you will spend the rest of your life in a prison cell. Or 2: You resist, and we'll slowly kill you. You have nowhere to run, we've cut all of your...."

His voice was drowned in his own blood, for his neck was pierced with an arrow. And Meras Ashiin flew into an adrenaline fuled rage. Realizing he could not defeat them all, he fled. His death was reported 2 weeks later, on the Shivering Isles. It was caused by the wounds he had sustained in Solitude, along with a misunderstanding with Sheogorath, The Daedric Prince of Madness. His death was celebrated in both Elsweyr and Skyrim.

FromanSK 21 jul, 2013 @ 7:49am 
My current character was a scholar who came to Skyrim with practically no combat experience whatsoever. His greatest talent was reading books. He spent about 10 years in Skyrim finding himself, doing odd jobs and eventually serving in Ulfric's rebellion for a while. However, he saw the true face of the Stormcloaks over time and decided he didn't belong, but before he could escape the war his squad was betrayed and sent into the Imperial ambush that lead to the events of Helgen. From here, he defies all odds and becomes a true hero. He's currently Harbinger of the Companions and the legendary Dragonborn. He's not prepared to take on the world by himself, but with the backing of his Companions he'll definitely have a fighting chance.
voltcheck 21 jul, 2013 @ 9:17am 
@Major Moolah
very good. the story was hard to follow but it was good work.

@Frosty the Hobo
thats a little twisted for a charachter. can i ask to keep it funny? twisted doesnt=funny.

@Hiesenberg
you did try, ill give you that but were is the comedy like i asked for? lol.
Major Moolah 21 jul, 2013 @ 9:33am 
Ursprungligen skrivet av voltcheck:
@Major Moolah
.... the story

There was a story in there? I just stuck sentences together the best I could. Thank you voltcheck, can't no man speak against you without lying.
Senast ändrad av Major Moolah; 21 jul, 2013 @ 9:43am
FromanSK 21 jul, 2013 @ 9:42am 
Ursprungligen skrivet av voltcheck:
@Heisenberg
you did try, ill give you that but were is the comedy like i asked for? lol.
Ah, right. Comedy. I never read the OP. You'll have to forgive me. Well, I suppose my guy has a funny little quirk about him. He loves milk. He loves it more than anything else on Nirn. Here he is, this legendary Dragonborn warrior, Alpha Werewolf, and Harbinger of the Companions, but he drinks milk like a madman. He has entire barrels of it in his house. It's rather ironic, since milk is generally identified with weaklings and cowards in Skyrim (hence the term "milk drinker").
voltcheck 21 jul, 2013 @ 9:54am 
@major moolah
your welcome. :)

@Hiesenburg
good one. xD
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✫Xiphos✫ 9 aug, 2013 @ 6:30pm 
ima kajhit who kills all the guards he meets from behind with a bow.
voltcheck 9 aug, 2013 @ 8:28pm 
Ursprungligen skrivet av ✫Xiphos✫:
ima kajhit who kills all the guards he meets from behind with a bow.
hey, i thought i said in my main thread NOT to comment HERE. please remove your comment Xiphos and if you want, you can repost it on my main thread.
ashit1984 29 aug, 2013 @ 10:25am 
hey ho
Stickynote 30 aug, 2013 @ 12:39pm 
Ursprungligen skrivet av Stania:
Here's a story of a redguard:

In west Hammerfell he was born and raised
On Hegathe was where he spent most of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some arrows outside of school
When a couple of bandits
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in his neighborhood
He got in one little fight and his mom got scared
She said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Taneth"
good one :D
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