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voltcheck 20 юли 2013 в 9:32 следобед
What is your most creative charachter and his/her backstory.
i have two really.

one was a god of war-ish type barbarian that did drug's like moonsugar, skooma and hist sap and ocassionally pillaged town's in search of more drug's, money to buy drug's and to enslave people in exchange for drugs and he was the most notorius crime lord in skyrim.

the other was a dark Ninja assasin that flinged magic and knives everywhere and slayed kajhit from all corner's of skyrim in search of master dan because he stole the secret of how to make hist sap skooma from his ninja clan. (lol)

this thread is intended to be a joke so your charachter can be one you actually played or one you made up for kicks and giggle's. just make a funny story we can all ROFL at. :D
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alwalker11 20 юли 2013 в 9:54 следобед 
With a friend, downloaded a few of the Jedi mods, including force push and lightsabers, and created a Mace Windu character to run around not stopping for anything in his way.
voltcheck 20 юли 2013 в 9:56 следобед 
lol, nice.
Stania 20 юли 2013 в 9:57 следобед 
Here's a story of a redguard:

In west Hammerfell he was born and raised
On Hegathe was where he spent most of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some arrows outside of school
When a couple of bandits
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in his neighborhood
He got in one little fight and his mom got scared
She said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Taneth"
voltcheck 20 юли 2013 в 9:59 следобед 
sounds poetic. nice job though.
Xav-Tay-Tor-Tot 21 юли 2013 в 3:01 сутринта 
Meras Ashiin.

He was a Wood Elf. He didn't know much about his family, or childhood. Other than that he lived in Valenwood, and that his family was killed during the purges made by the Aldmeri Diminion. His was found by a Khajiit caravan, who took him to Elsweyr. And there, he learned of the Aldmeri Diminion.

At age 12, he killed his first man. At age 17, he began torturing Thalmor soldiers and wizards. At age 19, he left Elsweyr, and began travelling across Tamriel, swearing revenge against the Diminion.

He became notorious for slitting his enemies throats, and watching them bleed to death. His ways of accomplishing something, were both morbid and relentless. When he sat foot in Hammerfell, he came across something that disgusted him. The Thalmor, using Redguards as slaves.

The one place in Tamriel he'd never set foot in, was the Summerset Isles. Regardless, he continued his rampage. He heard news about a civil war, with the Empire fighting the Nords of Skyrim. It seemed like a good place to continue. His hatred for the Diminion grew, the more he learned about them during his visit in Skyrim. He had always taken the Diminion for cowards, but this was beyond that. During his final days in Skyrim, he had raided the Embassy, stole vauleable information, and delivered Thalmor wizards to the Stormcloaks. along with a failed assassination attempt on Elenwen.

The last day, before he left Skyrim, he decided to visit Solitude. He had a drink at the Winking Skeever, and a quick meal. He stepped outside, only to notice that the Thalmor had sent a very large patrol after him. He was presented with a speech: "On account of your actions, my superiors have given me the task, to take care of business. There's two ways this can go down. 1: You come freely, and you will spend the rest of your life in a prison cell. Or 2: You resist, and we'll slowly kill you. You have nowhere to run, we've cut all of your...."

His voice was drowned in his own blood, for his neck was pierced with an arrow. And Meras Ashiin flew into an adrenaline fuled rage. Realizing he could not defeat them all, he fled. His death was reported 2 weeks later, on the Shivering Isles. It was caused by the wounds he had sustained in Solitude, along with a misunderstanding with Sheogorath, The Daedric Prince of Madness. His death was celebrated in both Elsweyr and Skyrim.

FromanSK 21 юли 2013 в 7:49 сутринта 
My current character was a scholar who came to Skyrim with practically no combat experience whatsoever. His greatest talent was reading books. He spent about 10 years in Skyrim finding himself, doing odd jobs and eventually serving in Ulfric's rebellion for a while. However, he saw the true face of the Stormcloaks over time and decided he didn't belong, but before he could escape the war his squad was betrayed and sent into the Imperial ambush that lead to the events of Helgen. From here, he defies all odds and becomes a true hero. He's currently Harbinger of the Companions and the legendary Dragonborn. He's not prepared to take on the world by himself, but with the backing of his Companions he'll definitely have a fighting chance.
voltcheck 21 юли 2013 в 9:17 сутринта 
@Major Moolah
very good. the story was hard to follow but it was good work.

@Frosty the Hobo
thats a little twisted for a charachter. can i ask to keep it funny? twisted doesnt=funny.

@Hiesenberg
you did try, ill give you that but were is the comedy like i asked for? lol.
FromanSK 21 юли 2013 в 9:42 сутринта 
Първоначално публикувано от voltcheck:
@Heisenberg
you did try, ill give you that but were is the comedy like i asked for? lol.
Ah, right. Comedy. I never read the OP. You'll have to forgive me. Well, I suppose my guy has a funny little quirk about him. He loves milk. He loves it more than anything else on Nirn. Here he is, this legendary Dragonborn warrior, Alpha Werewolf, and Harbinger of the Companions, but he drinks milk like a madman. He has entire barrels of it in his house. It's rather ironic, since milk is generally identified with weaklings and cowards in Skyrim (hence the term "milk drinker").
voltcheck 21 юли 2013 в 9:54 сутринта 
@major moolah
your welcome. :)

@Hiesenburg
good one. xD
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✫Xiphos✫ 9 август 2013 в 6:30 следобед 
ima kajhit who kills all the guards he meets from behind with a bow.
voltcheck 9 август 2013 в 8:28 следобед 
Първоначално публикувано от ✫Xiphos✫:
ima kajhit who kills all the guards he meets from behind with a bow.
hey, i thought i said in my main thread NOT to comment HERE. please remove your comment Xiphos and if you want, you can repost it on my main thread.
ashit1984 29 август 2013 в 10:25 сутринта 
hey ho
Stickynote 30 август 2013 в 12:39 следобед 
Първоначално публикувано от Stania:
Here's a story of a redguard:

In west Hammerfell he was born and raised
On Hegathe was where he spent most of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some arrows outside of school
When a couple of bandits
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in his neighborhood
He got in one little fight and his mom got scared
She said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Taneth"
good one :D
voltcheck 30 август 2013 в 1:30 следобед 
hey guy's i said DONT post on this thread. if you people dont stop posting then im gonna get this thread locked.
ESTOPORADOR 26 декември 2013 в 5:17 следобед 
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