The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Nekomancer Jul 20, 2013 @ 9:32pm
What is your most creative charachter and his/her backstory.
i have two really.

one was a god of war-ish type barbarian that did drug's like moonsugar, skooma and hist sap and ocassionally pillaged town's in search of more drug's, money to buy drug's and to enslave people in exchange for drugs and he was the most notorius crime lord in skyrim.

the other was a dark Ninja assasin that flinged magic and knives everywhere and slayed kajhit from all corner's of skyrim in search of master dan because he stole the secret of how to make hist sap skooma from his ninja clan. (lol)

this thread is intended to be a joke so your charachter can be one you actually played or one you made up for kicks and giggle's. just make a funny story we can all ROFL at. :D
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AT4TWalker Jul 20, 2013 @ 9:54pm 
With a friend, downloaded a few of the Jedi mods, including force push and lightsabers, and created a Mace Windu character to run around not stopping for anything in his way.
Nekomancer Jul 20, 2013 @ 9:56pm 
lol, nice.
Stania Jul 20, 2013 @ 9:57pm 
Here's a story of a redguard:

In west Hammerfell he was born and raised
On Hegathe was where he spent most of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some arrows outside of school
When a couple of bandits
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in his neighborhood
He got in one little fight and his mom got scared
She said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Taneth"
Nekomancer Jul 20, 2013 @ 9:59pm 
sounds poetic. nice job though.
Xav-Tay-Tor-Tot Jul 21, 2013 @ 3:01am 
Meras Ashiin.

He was a Wood Elf. He didn't know much about his family, or childhood. Other than that he lived in Valenwood, and that his family was killed during the purges made by the Aldmeri Diminion. His was found by a Khajiit caravan, who took him to Elsweyr. And there, he learned of the Aldmeri Diminion.

At age 12, he killed his first man. At age 17, he began torturing Thalmor soldiers and wizards. At age 19, he left Elsweyr, and began travelling across Tamriel, swearing revenge against the Diminion.

He became notorious for slitting his enemies throats, and watching them bleed to death. His ways of accomplishing something, were both morbid and relentless. When he sat foot in Hammerfell, he came across something that disgusted him. The Thalmor, using Redguards as slaves.

The one place in Tamriel he'd never set foot in, was the Summerset Isles. Regardless, he continued his rampage. He heard news about a civil war, with the Empire fighting the Nords of Skyrim. It seemed like a good place to continue. His hatred for the Diminion grew, the more he learned about them during his visit in Skyrim. He had always taken the Diminion for cowards, but this was beyond that. During his final days in Skyrim, he had raided the Embassy, stole vauleable information, and delivered Thalmor wizards to the Stormcloaks. along with a failed assassination attempt on Elenwen.

The last day, before he left Skyrim, he decided to visit Solitude. He had a drink at the Winking Skeever, and a quick meal. He stepped outside, only to notice that the Thalmor had sent a very large patrol after him. He was presented with a speech: "On account of your actions, my superiors have given me the task, to take care of business. There's two ways this can go down. 1: You come freely, and you will spend the rest of your life in a prison cell. Or 2: You resist, and we'll slowly kill you. You have nowhere to run, we've cut all of your...."

His voice was drowned in his own blood, for his neck was pierced with an arrow. And Meras Ashiin flew into an adrenaline fuled rage. Realizing he could not defeat them all, he fled. His death was reported 2 weeks later, on the Shivering Isles. It was caused by the wounds he had sustained in Solitude, along with a misunderstanding with Sheogorath, The Daedric Prince of Madness. His death was celebrated in both Elsweyr and Skyrim.

Froman Jul 21, 2013 @ 7:49am 
My current character was a scholar who came to Skyrim with practically no combat experience whatsoever. His greatest talent was reading books. He spent about 10 years in Skyrim finding himself, doing odd jobs and eventually serving in Ulfric's rebellion for a while. However, he saw the true face of the Stormcloaks over time and decided he didn't belong, but before he could escape the war his squad was betrayed and sent into the Imperial ambush that lead to the events of Helgen. From here, he defies all odds and becomes a true hero. He's currently Harbinger of the Companions and the legendary Dragonborn. He's not prepared to take on the world by himself, but with the backing of his Companions he'll definitely have a fighting chance.
Nekomancer Jul 21, 2013 @ 9:17am 
@Major Moolah
very good. the story was hard to follow but it was good work.

@Frosty the Hobo
thats a little twisted for a charachter. can i ask to keep it funny? twisted doesnt=funny.

@Hiesenberg
you did try, ill give you that but were is the comedy like i asked for? lol.
Froman Jul 21, 2013 @ 9:42am 
Originally posted by voltcheck:
@Heisenberg
you did try, ill give you that but were is the comedy like i asked for? lol.
Ah, right. Comedy. I never read the OP. You'll have to forgive me. Well, I suppose my guy has a funny little quirk about him. He loves milk. He loves it more than anything else on Nirn. Here he is, this legendary Dragonborn warrior, Alpha Werewolf, and Harbinger of the Companions, but he drinks milk like a madman. He has entire barrels of it in his house. It's rather ironic, since milk is generally identified with weaklings and cowards in Skyrim (hence the term "milk drinker").
Nekomancer Jul 21, 2013 @ 9:54am 
@major moolah
your welcome. :)

@Hiesenburg
good one. xD
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ima kajhit who kills all the guards he meets from behind with a bow.
Nekomancer Aug 9, 2013 @ 8:28pm 
Originally posted by ✫Xiphos✫:
ima kajhit who kills all the guards he meets from behind with a bow.
hey, i thought i said in my main thread NOT to comment HERE. please remove your comment Xiphos and if you want, you can repost it on my main thread.
ashit1984 Aug 29, 2013 @ 10:25am 
hey ho
a very dead man Aug 30, 2013 @ 12:39pm 
Originally posted by Stania:
Here's a story of a redguard:

In west Hammerfell he was born and raised
On Hegathe was where he spent most of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some arrows outside of school
When a couple of bandits
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in his neighborhood
He got in one little fight and his mom got scared
She said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Taneth"
good one :D
Nekomancer Aug 30, 2013 @ 1:30pm 
hey guy's i said DONT post on this thread. if you people dont stop posting then im gonna get this thread locked.
Lugavit Dec 26, 2013 @ 5:17pm 
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