Could someone please make a Loki-like male companion. I don't care about the freakin armor or the horns coming out of his head. Just make one that looks a bit like the character (barring any copyright infringements) and has semi-intelligent dialog. Dialog does not have to (and probably should not) be movie based--he could be a theif in Riften for all I care or even a disgrunted court jester. He should be sarcastic, dark, slightly moody (though not obnoxiously so--we're not talking Twilight).
I swear if you do this, you will make quite a few female gamers very, very happy (probably some male players too).