Post your funniest moments!

[shy ♡]

As the title says, post the funniest moments you've had in Skyrim, whether it's a random moment or something unintentional. Funny moments achieved through the console are fine!

Feel free to rate other peoples funny moments (preferably out of 5)
Just a few rules to keep in mind:
Please don't de-rail the thread. If you want to argue with someone, add them on Steam or keep the conversation on their profile. Be polite, enjoy reading what people post, and be sure to post your funny moments too!

Here's mine:
I used pushactoraway on the player ('cos fast travel is boring!) and landed on a dead fox that I killed back when I first started playing Skyrim.

[Just trying my best]

I got a funny glitch when I was rampaging Solitude as werewolf and I kill this guard when I drag his body his neck strech like crazy lol!!

[aturqoise]

I was sneaking round a bandit holdout, went to open a door where I could hear several bandits talking. When I opened the door everything went flying around the room, plates, tankards, food, made a horrible racket. Yet none of the bandits noticed. I was still able to sneak up on them.

[Stania]

In one of my travels for the Blue Palace, I was being followed by husband Vilkas, since I'm a male DB, a maid stood in front of me and said "Are you my galant hero? Have you come to show me a life full of adventures and romance?" Vilkas cleared his throat and gave me an angry glare. I switched to third person and saw that I had a worried face.

I don't know if it's a glitch, but yesterday I used my shield to protect myself from a Draugr Deathlord, he shouted his unrelenteing force, but I reflected it. It hit Agmaer (my follower) and sent him flying.

[Atlantic Canadian Gamer]

I have had a few glitches that were funny. I came out of a house once and a horse and guy were just flying around and kept getting stuck on things. Then it just flew away into the mountains.


I was like "What in the ♥♥♥♥"? and kept going.

Was a bit freaky actually. but funny.

[The High Hrothgar Troll]

The first time I got air-cannoned by a Giant, I burst out laughing.

[Maloy20]

Was walking the roads when A giant spider appears and I am playing master mode, still no big deal. Unfortunately a friendly npc was walking by that doesn't respawn and was being targetted, so I'm freaking out because I hate losing npcs that don't respawn so I shout the spider off the road and across the river.

THEN once it lands it gets up and their happens to be a young woman who also did not respawn right next to it at the time, so the spider gets up and kills her while I sprint like crazy trying to save her. I killed the spider and it landed ontop of her, and when I got it off she had a really creepy smile on her face >.>.

Also as part of my sick sense of humour I laughed like crazy on the final DB quest where you assasinate the Emperor. I beat the Commander of his guard to a pulp then stole his soul and kept it with me forever as a souveneir. Total evil laugh moments as he spends eternity either in the Soul Cairn or my pocket!

[Atlantic Canadian Gamer]

Първоначално публикувано от xaphannaphax:

The first time I got air-cannoned by a Giant, I burst out laughing.

Yes that made me laugh to.

[Nekomancer]

lets see... ._. death by troll, assasination by troll, nuked by a troll, trolled by a troll, trolled by multiple trolls, dragon trolled by frost trolls, trolls trolling each other. nuff said. xD

[DorkDiva]

Everyone in riverwood that was outside turned and told me I was naked, all at the same time.

[Infi]

Necro chickens. Why? I don't know. It's probably just me.

[aturqoise]

Първоначално публикувано от xaphannaphax:

The first time I got air-cannoned by a Giant, I burst out laughing.

The Nordic space program. works everytime. Makes me giggle everytime it happens.

[VacHead181]

Giants golf Skyrim style, or getting decapitated for the first time,or having a kill cam move pulled on you,or sucker punching a chicken by mistake and having all of Riverwood wanting me dead.

[Rambo Burrito]

I was about to be arrested and a dragon appeared. While the guard was talking he suddenly stopped mid-line and freaked out about the dragon. Thank you dragon, thank you.

[Hassi Grimm]

i had a mod installed to fight alduin called mega dragons or somthing witch makes all dragons as big as dragonsreach so i killed alduin....forgot to turn off the mod......yeah....

[Shin Dan]

Got chased around half of skyrim by a single sabercat. the chase went on for up until 30 minutes, then the thing ran me off a cliff, and killed me in mid-air with that pouncing attack.
when i landed, the sabercat took minimal damage.