Jo Oct 21, 2013 @ 9:53am
Things that wouldn't be possible in real life
Apart from all the obvious fantasy stuff....

Barging into a Jarl's bedroom while he's asleep and waking him up because you want to talk to him. I don't think the Queen would stand it!

Accidentally knocking everyone's stuff off tables, cupboards etc and them just turning a blind eye. Similarly just barging into people without them getting a bit annoyed.

Your horse surviving without food.... ever.

Not ever going to sleep without hallucinating after day 3.

Building a house alone in under a minute with no bricklaying/plastering/roofing skills whatsoever just because you have enough quarry stone, clay etc.

Paying off a cop with 10 bucks because you broke into someone's home.

Adopting a kid without going through a long, drawn-out process of paperwork and background checks.

Convincing someone to marry you just because you'd had a brawl with them. (well, I guess some might)

Jumping 40 foot off a cliff without your horse breaking it's legs.

When your adopted kids run up to greet you, they never ONCE ask if they can play a video game because they're bored playing tag and hide and seek

What else? (not talking fantasy obviously)
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Margonian Oct 21, 2013 @ 9:57am 
Taking a Fus Ro Dah in the face and do a ragdoll down a stair. Landing on my neck.
Then standing up and its nothing.

Not eating food for ages, I myself only uses spells, and sometimes a potion.
MikuCore Oct 21, 2013 @ 10:04am 
open the console and type xxx command
Van Marcoh Oct 21, 2013 @ 11:54am 
Wearing homolike hide armor without looking like a homo.
[KNoSC] DerAlleinTiger Oct 21, 2013 @ 12:02pm 
Being able to transform a suit of armor designed for a male into one designed for a female.
Hitting a shield and still doing damage to the person behind it.
Iron and other minerals regenerating after a month.
Being able to take half the stuff out of someone's home because you're friends.
NOT HAVING TO USE THE BATHROOM. EVER.
hchastain888 Oct 21, 2013 @ 12:08pm 
Your horse climbing a mountain face that is practically vertical
Jo Oct 21, 2013 @ 12:12pm 
yeah the gender-transforming armor is funny. I'm rather proud of my ebony armor with rather pert boobs. hehe. I wish there were more female clothes choices actually in the game, I'm so fed up of wearing Raiment's finest clothes.

Oh that reminds me of another impossibility. The snooty woman who runs Radient Raiment's clothes store in Solitude - it would be impossible for her to remain alive in real life the way she keeps insulting me. Wish I could set up a rival clothes store in another city and drive her out of business. :)
hchastain888 Oct 21, 2013 @ 12:14pm 
Speaking of arrogant characters I think it would be impossible for Nazeem not to have the crap beat out of him
[KNoSC] DerAlleinTiger Oct 21, 2013 @ 12:19pm 
Originally posted by Jojo:
yeah the gender-transforming armor is funny. I'm rather proud of my ebony armor with rather pert boobs. hehe. I wish there were more female clothes choices actually in the game, I'm so fed up of wearing Raiment's finest clothes.

Oh that reminds me of another impossibility. The snooty woman who runs Radient Raiment's clothes store in Solitude - it would be impossible for her to remain alive in real life the way she keeps insulting me. Wish I could set up a rival clothes store in another city and drive her out of business. :)

Who said she's able to remain alive in the game? ;)
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Stania Oct 21, 2013 @ 12:39pm 
-Having a physics-defying horse.
-Living in a indestructible building.
-Pay a visit to any Jarl anytime without having to arrange a meeting and wait weeks or even months.
-Go to any farm and harvest other people's crops for personal use.
-Drink alcohol all day and never have a hangover.
-Carry an illegal drug and don't get arrested for that.
-Hunting any animal without permission.
-Having free access to mines.
-Not paying taxes (besides inheritance taxes).
-Being married to someone of the same sex and not be discriminated in any place.
-Walk with little clothes in the tundra whitout dying of hypothermia.
Last edited by Stania; Oct 21, 2013 @ 12:45pm
LT.Schaffer Oct 21, 2013 @ 12:58pm 
Being able to carry 300 pounds of junk from peoples homes with no pockets or bags to carry anything.

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Jo Oct 21, 2013 @ 1:02pm 
Originally posted by KL*KNoSC DerAlleinTiger:
Originally posted by Jojo:
yeah the gender-transforming armor is funny. I'm rather proud of my ebony armor with rather pert boobs. hehe. I wish there were more female clothes choices actually in the game, I'm so fed up of wearing Raiment's finest clothes.

Oh that reminds me of another impossibility. The snooty woman who runs Radient Raiment's clothes store in Solitude - it would be impossible for her to remain alive in real life the way she keeps insulting me. Wish I could set up a rival clothes store in another city and drive her out of business. :)

Who said she's able to remain alive in the game? ;)

Ahhh really? Hehe - thanks for the heads up, I shall look forward to planning her demise. :D

Lol Stania - yeah the drinking without getting drunk or having a hangover - boy that would be nice in real life!
Hamsterbytes , bits and nibbles Oct 21, 2013 @ 1:52pm 
Originally posted by hchastain888:
Your horse climbing a mountain face that is practically vertical
Hey I really like that ability in my horse.
Hamsterbytes , bits and nibbles Oct 21, 2013 @ 1:54pm 
Originally posted by Jojo:
yeah the gender-transforming armor is funny. I'm rather proud of my ebony armor with rather pert boobs. hehe. I wish there were more female clothes choices actually in the game, I'm so fed up of wearing Raiment's finest clothes.

Oh that reminds me of another impossibility. The snooty woman who runs Radient Raiment's clothes store in Solitude - it would be impossible for her to remain alive in real life the way she keeps insulting me. Wish I could set up a rival clothes store in another city and drive her out of business. :)
That ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is my wife. LOL
Hamsterbytes , bits and nibbles Oct 21, 2013 @ 1:54pm 
Originally posted by hchastain888:
Speaking of arrogant characters I think it would be impossible for Nazeem not to have the crap beat out of him
Yea, homo's get beat up all the time.
Hamsterbytes , bits and nibbles Oct 21, 2013 @ 1:58pm 
Originally posted by Jojo:
Lol Stania - yeah the drinking without getting drunk or having a hangover - boy that would be nice in real life!
You mean your suppose to get a hangover. I know whaty people say is one, but I have never had one even after drinking a whole case of beer in 4 hours and finishing off the day sharing a keg with my best friend in the backyard while barbercuing.
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