I'm the worst Skyrim player ever

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Ok so I just got the game and started it up. After escaping the town where i was going to be executed I went to Riverwood. I went and killed a chicken, and then everyone started trying to kill me. While fighting the villagers off I accidentally killed my friend Alvor. Panicking, I ran into the Riverwood shop, and saw a cool looking hat I saw in the screenshots before I bought the game, so I stole it and ran off. I am now living as a lone hobo in the woods.

Oh yeah, and also every kid I meet hates me.

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MEGA BUMP!!!

[Spieler]

Best beginning of a game dude and best story I read today 10/10 !

[[DFnatic]Gamer]

"Accidently killed my friend" is an understatement. BUMP.

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Originally posted by SUIRAM:

Best beginning of a game dude and best story I read today 10/10 ! :tank:

Thanks XD

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Originally posted by GhostLightning:

"Accidently killed my friend" is an understatement. BUMP.

Well hey, not killing your friends is WAY too mainstream. I like to stand out a bit.

[Stoob]

Yup, can't say a smile wasn't raised here.

[Spieler]

Originally posted by SkiHound:

Originally posted by SUIRAM:

Best beginning of a game dude and best story I read today 10/10 !

Thanks XD

Well done! Made me laugha little :p

[Portello]

Originally posted by SUIRAM:

Best beginning of a game dude and best story I read today 10/10 ! :tank:

This IS the best beginning....love'd it! Read and weep>~<
To be continued.....please!

[Trigger]

you killed the chicken, oh you are so going to jail

[true_blaze]

I suspect that chickens are to Skyrim what cows are to India. That might explain why everyone flips out when you kill one

[ρоѕιтяои_]

That was funny...and unique.

[Biff]

Weeping, weeping,....(laughing, laughing!) My grandson is playing Skyrim so I sit with him and try to help him out, but he has the habit of killing people he shouldn't so his quest lines are always interrupted. But that's what is cool about the game is it allows you to play that way. Have at those pesky chickens, I say! Pluck those feathers, stew that meat. "Go hurt something!"

[Portello]

Yeah, it's the fun of the game...but i'd never new you could get killed over a d'''' chicken hahahaha AND he had to get that hat!!!?.... excuse me but i just can't get this thread out of my head...hahaha!

[Biff]

Hmm,.........He had to get that hat.......Isn't that something a woman is more likely to do? Still laughing!

[Portello]

Yes i thougt so too! But i guess he's quiet lonely....and i'm still laughing!