biomadd Oct 13, 2013 @ 2:27pm
I'm the worst Skyrim player ever
Ok so I just got the game and started it up. After escaping the town where i was going to be executed I went to Riverwood. I went and killed a chicken, and then everyone started trying to kill me. While fighting the villagers off I accidentally killed my friend Alvor. Panicking, I ran into the Riverwood shop, and saw a cool looking hat I saw in the screenshots before I bought the game, so I stole it and ran off. I am now living as a lone hobo in the woods.

Oh yeah, and also every kid I meet hates me.
Last edited by biomadd; Oct 13, 2013 @ 2:32pm
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biomadd Oct 13, 2013 @ 2:35pm 
MEGA BUMP!!!
Suiram/R.C. Oct 13, 2013 @ 2:37pm 
Best beginning of a game dude and best story I read today 10/10 !
[TVP]Lightning[Ghost] Oct 13, 2013 @ 2:40pm 
"Accidently killed my friend" is an understatement. BUMP.
biomadd Oct 13, 2013 @ 2:44pm 
Originally posted by SUIRAM:
Best beginning of a game dude and best story I read today 10/10 ! :tank:
Thanks XD
biomadd Oct 13, 2013 @ 2:45pm 
Originally posted by GhostLightning:
"Accidently killed my friend" is an understatement. BUMP.
Well hey, not killing your friends is WAY too mainstream. I like to stand out a bit.
Lord Noob of Noobshire Oct 13, 2013 @ 2:45pm 
Yup, can't say a smile wasn't raised here.
Suiram/R.C. Oct 13, 2013 @ 2:46pm 
Originally posted by SkiHound:
Originally posted by SUIRAM:
Best beginning of a game dude and best story I read today 10/10 !
Thanks XD

Well done! Made me laugha little :p
mellanregister Oct 13, 2013 @ 3:18pm 
Originally posted by SUIRAM:
Best beginning of a game dude and best story I read today 10/10 ! :tank:

This IS the best beginning....love'd it! Read and weep>~<
To be continued.....please!
Trigger Oct 13, 2013 @ 3:18pm 
you killed the chicken, oh you are so going to jail
true_blaze Oct 13, 2013 @ 3:39pm 
I suspect that chickens are to Skyrim what cows are to India. That might explain why everyone flips out when you kill one
ρоѕιтяои_ Oct 13, 2013 @ 3:40pm 
That was funny...and unique.
riffahlc175 Oct 13, 2013 @ 4:36pm 
Weeping, weeping,....(laughing, laughing!) My grandson is playing Skyrim so I sit with him and try to help him out, but he has the habit of killing people he shouldn't so his quest lines are always interrupted. But that's what is cool about the game is it allows you to play that way. Have at those pesky chickens, I say! Pluck those feathers, stew that meat. "Go hurt something!"
mellanregister Oct 13, 2013 @ 4:46pm 
Yeah, it's the fun of the game...but i'd never new you could get killed over a d'''' chicken hahahaha AND he had to get that hat!!!?.... excuse me but i just can't get this thread out of my head...hahaha!
riffahlc175 Oct 13, 2013 @ 5:14pm 
Hmm,.........He had to get that hat.......Isn't that something a woman is more likely to do? Still laughing!
mellanregister Oct 13, 2013 @ 5:21pm 
Yes i thougt so too! But i guess he's quiet lonely....and i'm still laughing!
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