[DHD] PakaChaka Nov 22, 2013 @ 9:28pm
While enchanting a bow...
While enchanting a bow, a random ingenious idea was bestowed upon me. name the bow "May cause knee pain". I wish I'd remembered to take a screenshot of it, but nonetheless felt the need to share this. i lmao'd for like 12 minutes :D.

What other funny weapon names have you come up with?
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barrettsmelley Nov 22, 2013 @ 9:34pm 
I named my Thrice enchanted dragon slayer sword 'Oatmeal'!! ....
Or at least I would have if I was an enchanter who could Thrice enchant... lol
riffahlc175 Nov 22, 2013 @ 10:40pm 
Razor, toothpick, Blade of Nosferatu, fang, Hmm,....not very funny I suppose. But I liked them.
Col. Yevgeny Borisovitch Volgin Nov 22, 2013 @ 11:36pm 
"Side effects may inlclude..."
Darkhunter366 Nov 23, 2013 @ 1:55am 
"but are not limited to"
Krofinn Nov 23, 2013 @ 11:03am 
I named my double-enchanted bow "Bow of OPness". Mostly I make double-enchanted "Shoes of Running Fast" with +Stamina recharge and +Stamina.
riffahlc175 Nov 23, 2013 @ 11:59am 
Now that I think about it, my names were for blade type weapons. Doom bow, death bow, Succubus to be you bow. Shock and stamina damage on all my weapons, soul trap on a blade; Spiritus Dominae.
W0lf Nov 23, 2013 @ 12:55pm 
i named my ebony bow arrow to the knee and my daggers dovah and kiin and my nightingale sword the dark nightingale rises
[DHD] PakaChaka Nov 23, 2013 @ 3:45pm 
hows about "The 'duh' in FUS RO DUH" as a name for a sword or daggar? any funny names for armor? thx for the ideas btw :D
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ValkyrieStormsilver Nov 23, 2013 @ 3:50pm 
I renamed my new Dragonbow bow and called it "LOLONESHOTUDEAD" ;s
true_blaze Nov 23, 2013 @ 4:17pm 
A flaming sword called "Burning Sensation Normal"
riffahlc175 Nov 23, 2013 @ 4:48pm 
Armor; I'm Rash Free. Heart On My Sleeve. Thor But Not Complaining.
true_blaze Nov 23, 2013 @ 5:26pm 
I had a helmet with the water breathing enchantment called "Gasp Caugh gasp gasp"

A lightning enchanted mace called "Thor's Hammer"

A Long Sword called "Over compensating for somthing"
Col. Yevgeny Borisovitch Volgin Nov 23, 2013 @ 5:52pm 
My Daedric Greatsword is named "I Smite Thee"
[DHD] PakaChaka Nov 24, 2013 @ 2:13pm 
lol awsome responses

Originally posted by riffahlc175:
Armor; I'm Rash Free. Heart On My Sleeve. Thor But Not Complaining.

I dont get the last one. obviously its a reference to thor, but idk know alot about Thor other than the hat and the big hammer.
true_blaze Nov 24, 2013 @ 4:03pm 
Say sore but with a th soud at the begining and then you'll get the reference

I once had an enchanted pick called "don't f*** with a miner" but cant remember what i put on it
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