Skyrimnut Apr 2 @ 6:10pm
It is funny...
When draugr deathlords INSIST on using "disarm", even if you don't have a weapon. Sometimes I'll equip a dumb ancient war axe, just so they can have some fun before I let them have it. I want them to feel that they are doing well. Actually they are quite hard. They can kill me if I'm not careful, not with the shouting, but with the ebony weapons.

Just finished with Potema. She's just an awful person, why pick the Deathlords to raise from the dead, why? Funny little story though. right before her chamber with the shock beams, which didn't bother me this time (thank you 80% spell absorb and 60% magic resistance!), there's a room where there's a bunch of dead draugr and a vampire, I managed to loot them before she resurrected them. Hahaha, they had no weapons and the vamp had no armor!!

Feel free to share your moments of funny.
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Alkpaz Apr 2 @ 6:13pm 
I once summoned durnehviir in the mages college and he started spinning around and around on the floor.. I saved and enabled community in-game to take a picture, but when I reloaded he was gone. :/
Skyrimnut Apr 2 @ 6:18pm 
Originally posted by Alkpaz:
I once summoned durnehviir in the mages college and he started spinning around and around on the floor.. I saved and enabled community in-game to take a picture, but when I reloaded he was gone. :/

Awwww, stop giving Durnehviir skooma!! The poor dragon's spent an eternity in the Soul Cairn, he canna hold his skooma!!!

I like the pirouetting mammoths in the sky. And I have a picture of a cow who was through the wall of my lakeview manor house.
voltcheck Apr 2 @ 7:02pm 
funny moments eh?

One time while doing one of the civil war questline's, a pack of wolve's, a ice troll, a snow bear, a dragon and the stupid dragonborn worshiping priests from the dragonborn DLC spawned all at once and attacked me. Talk about bad luck and random encounters. I think it was a trap...
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CrAzYGaMeS May 1 @ 3:49am 
They give so many funny moments and fails in this game.
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Varth Dader May 1 @ 6:18am 
I didn't try it out yet, but I got the mission 'Deceiving the Herd' and I have to kill someone in... Mzinchaleft. Yes. A freakin' Dwemer ruin. I don't think the Falmer care about the Dawnguard.
Skyrimnut May 1 @ 10:17am 
Originally posted by Varth Dader:
I didn't try it out yet, but I got the mission 'Deceiving the Herd' and I have to kill someone in... Mzinchaleft. Yes. A freakin' Dwemer ruin. I don't think the Falmer care about the Dawnguard.

Nope, I'm sure they don't.
voltcheck May 1 @ 2:30pm 
Originally posted by Varth Dader:
I didn't try it out yet, but I got the mission 'Deceiving the Herd' and I have to kill someone in... Mzinchaleft. Yes. A freakin' Dwemer ruin. I don't think the Falmer care about the Dawnguard.
Well there is this one wizard guy that you have to kill during the Dark Brotherhood questline. Im pretty sure it's an unitentional problem the developer's didnt think about. I would just console command through the quest, or just spawn a random civie in front of you and slaughter him right there.
Varth Dader May 1 @ 4:13pm 
Originally posted by voltcheck:
Originally posted by Varth Dader:
I didn't try it out yet, but I got the mission 'Deceiving the Herd' and I have to kill someone in... Mzinchaleft. Yes. A freakin' Dwemer ruin. I don't think the Falmer care about the Dawnguard.
Well there is this one wizard guy that you have to kill during the Dark Brotherhood questline. Im pretty sure it's an unitentional problem the developer's didnt think about. I would just console command through the quest, or just spawn a random civie in front of you and slaughter him right there.
Yeah, but that guy only shows up when you start the contract.
voltcheck May 1 @ 4:18pm 
Originally posted by Varth Dader:
Originally posted by voltcheck:
Well there is this one wizard guy that you have to kill during the Dark Brotherhood questline. Im pretty sure it's an unitentional problem the developer's didnt think about. I would just console command through the quest, or just spawn a random civie in front of you and slaughter him right there.
Yeah, but that guy only shows up when you start the contract.
Still, my idea is the best way to go unless you dont like the idea of messing around with CC. (Console Commands)
DragonMaster May 3 @ 4:37am 
Now what I found funny was I was in a foresworn camp dran an invisibility potion and used Frenzy spell on about 4 or 5 different foreworn and and watched them attack and kill each other.
John Gromorg May 12 @ 11:44pm 
OK. Top this. I and my follower enter the Archery Store in Whiterun. I turn and see my follower treading water at above my head level. Followed me out of the store and into Breezehome. I had to reload to fix.
BloodFireIce May 13 @ 12:43am 
Yesterday: Meeko got stuck in Grelkas market stand. He was IN it. How? I have no idea.
I brought Stenvar along to kill Morokei, along the way he insisted on chasing down goats and kill them, and the goats wasnt green to imply sprigganification.
When batteling Morokei, all the time a non hostile slaughterfish was swimming in the air around the room.
And my horse started flying and fell to its death.
di eshor ribly May 13 @ 12:52am 
One of the funniest (and coolest) things that happened to me was when I first picked up this game... I was out wandering the country side (I didnt even do quests until I hit level 20 or so, just wandering), when I stumbled too close to a giant's camp. A mammoth got severely annoyed at me and came shuffling over to gore me to death, when a dragon swooped down and carried it off.

At first I was like "Aaaaahhhh!! Mammoth gonna eat me!", followed quickly by "Oh thank the Nines, I need to buy that dragon a mead!", again followed by "Aaaaaaahhhh! Dragon gonna eat me!"
DragonMaster May 13 @ 5:07am 
Well here's one for you I was in Whiterun going up the steps towards Jorvaskr<sp> and came across Eorland Greymane headed the same way. Only think is he was in his small clothes.
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