Sue D. Nim Mar 28 @ 9:41pm
I make a terrible Nord
I'm too damed soft-hearted to even BE in a harsh country like Skyrim, and a disgrace to the name of Nord. I've been running around killing people before I even see the whites of their eyes just because there's a 51% chance that they might want to kill me first, killing all manner of predators on sight, even sleeping bears I could've just snuck by.

But now here I am, walking along in the dark, in a snowstorm, with very low visibility, and I see something walking toward me. It's too far away to see clearly. Not big enough for a bear. No antlers. Is it a doe? A wolf? I make out a fluffy tail and decide it's a wolf. I get in a sneak attack and shoot it through the heart. I run up to it and it's a snow fox. One of those cute, cuddly, timid little foxes that run away from me because my lumbering footfalls and clanking armor frighten them. I almost cry.

I'm a disgusting mess.
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Alkpaz Mar 28 @ 9:45pm 
I eat the dead.. feel better?
Sue D. Nim Mar 28 @ 9:49pm 
If wanting to barf is better ... yes. ;-)
TxOutLaw Mar 28 @ 9:54pm 
Could have been a fluffy bunny.
TheNovemberMan Mar 28 @ 11:09pm 
The fur will keep you warm, is how you look at that
drach Mar 28 @ 11:13pm 
I killed a fluffy bunny once, just to see it show up on my stats.
~Ren~ Mar 29 @ 1:36am 
Where do you get your 51% from? Is that just made up to make you feel better? :P

Shocking and you call yourself a Nord!

Your punishment is walking (no fast travel) from Markarth to the college of Winterhold without killing anything on your route.
hedgie_yozh Mar 29 @ 1:42am 
Originally posted by ~Ren~:
Your punishment is walking (no fast travel) from Markarth to the college of Winterhold without killing anything on your route.
So play with Vilja, then?
Draaf fah Hahlor Mar 29 @ 2:27am 
Well the way i see it Sue D. Nim (fantastic nick btw). Your but a few hours in, it won't belong before your ripping out hearts and eating them, or biting necks and drinking the blood of your victims.... Mwahahahahahaha ;)
CaffinatedCliffracer Mar 29 @ 3:02am 
Originally posted by drach:
I killed a fluffy bunny once, just to see it show up on my stats.

LOL. Once my brother resurrected a bunny with a modded dagger.... It's corpse was laying there, SLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDING away!
Critical Tony Mar 29 @ 5:50am 
Huh I had almost the exact same thing. I was pottering about one of my Hearthfire houses and I was sure I spotted a threat. Turns out it was a snow fox. I skinned it and went on my way to the Winking Skeever to get hammered.
Anne_Debnam Mar 29 @ 6:31am 
I killed one by accident when i did a power attack on a giant and the bunny got in the way, then i shot one on purpose and it squealed like they do in real life, didn't like that. Then a snuck up on one, drew my bow and then it stood up on it's hind legs and looked me in the eye, and I just melted, and I couldn't bring myself to kill it, so i ran off. I'm also a Nord
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gnewna Mar 29 @ 6:49am 
Just today I actually saw a poor little fox get killed by a bear trap - never seen that happen before! (It still wasn't actually caught *in* the trap, but still...)
Critical Tony Mar 29 @ 7:48am 
This isn't worthy of its own thread so I'll post it here:

I was out exploring in the North West and I spotted a ship wreck so naturally I head towards it. As I neared I saw a dog. A freindly thing that had been in the wars (his health was nearly half gone). Just as I approached to comfort this poor hound he decided to run off and attack an Ice Wraith of all things. Needless to say the dog didn't last long and I found myself a bit upset about this. So upset I gave that Ice Wraith a dual Incinerate spell.

Meh. I wanted that dog as a pet. :(
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