The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Sue D. Nim Mar 28, 2014 @ 9:41pm
I make a terrible Nord
I'm too damed soft-hearted to even BE in a harsh country like Skyrim, and a disgrace to the name of Nord. I've been running around killing people before I even see the whites of their eyes just because there's a 51% chance that they might want to kill me first, killing all manner of predators on sight, even sleeping bears I could've just snuck by.

But now here I am, walking along in the dark, in a snowstorm, with very low visibility, and I see something walking toward me. It's too far away to see clearly. Not big enough for a bear. No antlers. Is it a doe? A wolf? I make out a fluffy tail and decide it's a wolf. I get in a sneak attack and shoot it through the heart. I run up to it and it's a snow fox. One of those cute, cuddly, timid little foxes that run away from me because my lumbering footfalls and clanking armor frighten them. I almost cry.

I'm a disgusting mess.
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Alkpaz Mar 28, 2014 @ 9:45pm 
I eat the dead.. feel better?
Sue D. Nim Mar 28, 2014 @ 9:49pm 
If wanting to barf is better ... yes. ;-)
TxOutLaw Mar 28, 2014 @ 9:54pm 
Could have been a fluffy bunny.
Trigger Mar 28, 2014 @ 11:09pm 
The fur will keep you warm, is how you look at that
drach Mar 28, 2014 @ 11:13pm 
I killed a fluffy bunny once, just to see it show up on my stats.
~Ren~ Mar 29, 2014 @ 1:36am 
Where do you get your 51% from? Is that just made up to make you feel better? :P

Shocking and you call yourself a Nord!

Your punishment is walking (no fast travel) from Markarth to the college of Winterhold without killing anything on your route.
hedgie_yozh Mar 29, 2014 @ 1:42am 
Originally posted by ~Ren~:
Your punishment is walking (no fast travel) from Markarth to the college of Winterhold without killing anything on your route.
So play with Vilja, then?
Draaf fah Hahlor Mar 29, 2014 @ 2:27am 
Well the way i see it Sue D. Nim (fantastic nick btw). Your but a few hours in, it won't belong before your ripping out hearts and eating them, or biting necks and drinking the blood of your victims.... Mwahahahahahaha ;)
ExplosiveFirehawk Mar 29, 2014 @ 3:02am 
Originally posted by drach:
I killed a fluffy bunny once, just to see it show up on my stats.

LOL. Once my brother resurrected a bunny with a modded dagger.... It's corpse was laying there, SLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDING away!
Critical Tony Mar 29, 2014 @ 5:50am 
Huh I had almost the exact same thing. I was pottering about one of my Hearthfire houses and I was sure I spotted a threat. Turns out it was a snow fox. I skinned it and went on my way to the Winking Skeever to get hammered.
Anne_Debnam Mar 29, 2014 @ 6:31am 
I killed one by accident when i did a power attack on a giant and the bunny got in the way, then i shot one on purpose and it squealed like they do in real life, didn't like that. Then a snuck up on one, drew my bow and then it stood up on it's hind legs and looked me in the eye, and I just melted, and I couldn't bring myself to kill it, so i ran off. I'm also a Nord
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gnewna Mar 29, 2014 @ 6:49am 
Just today I actually saw a poor little fox get killed by a bear trap - never seen that happen before! (It still wasn't actually caught *in* the trap, but still...)
Critical Tony Mar 29, 2014 @ 7:48am 
This isn't worthy of its own thread so I'll post it here:

I was out exploring in the North West and I spotted a ship wreck so naturally I head towards it. As I neared I saw a dog. A freindly thing that had been in the wars (his health was nearly half gone). Just as I approached to comfort this poor hound he decided to run off and attack an Ice Wraith of all things. Needless to say the dog didn't last long and I found myself a bit upset about this. So upset I gave that Ice Wraith a dual Incinerate spell.

Meh. I wanted that dog as a pet. :(
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Date Posted: Mar 28, 2014 @ 9:41pm
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