Pedigree-Addict Feb 20 @ 6:18pm
Why does Eltry exist.
Seriously, this son of a bi-tch always pi-sses me off when I walk into Markarth. Its always a damn process when I restart, walk into markarth, kill the fu cking terrorist, then this Eltry who-re walks up. Then he starts to talk to me with a random topic of "Did you see that man attack that woman" and at that point I say "Why yes, and little do i give a sh-it because I sliced him in two with a greatsword, now go the fu-ck away". But upon leaving and dropping the conversation at that, Eltry being the biggest insistant bi-tch of an NPC (Almost as much as Brynjolf bugging the hell out of you to do his work for him) forcefully gives you a note which you would have never dropped, seeming as the Dragonborn never writes notes. Hopefully im not the only one who finds Eltry to be the most annoying NPC in the whole da-mn region of Skyrim.


-Attention Steam, adding hearts infront of (Oh no, cuss words!) isnt protecting anyone. Children in the world, esecially ones with computers are going to hear foul language. Foul language is the least of anyones concern anyway-

-Stanley
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|●| Xsafro |●| Feb 20 @ 6:19pm 
Most annoying npc? I think you have him mixed up with....w-with....i shudder to utter the name. Just follow the dialogue wheel and then drop his a** and then go back to what you were doing.
CAP Feb 20 @ 6:56pm 
Eltry starts the Foresworn Conspiracy quest. Read the note and meet him at the Shrine to Talos.
PrecedingStrike Feb 20 @ 7:07pm 
You haven't talked to many NPCs then, Arcadia is by far the most obnoxious, infuriating character i've ever seen in a video game. Oh, and that guy in Riften that likes to act like he's tought.

Edit: and Nazeem, Sapphire, Maven Black-Briar, Ballgruf's children ...come to think of it, this game has a lot of annoying NPCs.
Brandybuck Feb 20 @ 7:44pm 
WTF? Of course you didn't write the note! That's the whole point! Sheesh.
j_c402 Feb 20 @ 9:00pm 
Did you know that there are some fruits that actually grow better in the cold weather?
Coppermantis Feb 21 @ 12:45am 
Originally posted by PrecedingStrike:
You haven't talked to many NPCs then, Arcadia is by far the most obnoxious, infuriating character i've ever seen in a video game. Oh, and that guy in Riften that likes to act like he's tought.

Edit: and Nazeem, Sapphire, Maven Black-Briar, Ballgruf's children ...come to think of it, this game has a lot of annoying NPCs.

Arcadia? What's wrong with her?

I agree on the rest. Hemming's super annoying with his "I doubt your combat skills would prove useful in a real battle anyway" when I just saved his ♥♥♥ from a vampire.

And then there's Maven who acts like she's better than me (Get this: she isn't, I have the soul of a dragon gifted to me by the god Akatosh, I'm a Legate of the Imperial Legion, Harbinger of the Companions, Archmage of Winterhold, etc. What is she? She owns a mead company in some backwater locale that no one cares about. Even worse is when she quite laughably threatens me with the Thieves' Guild or Dark Brotherhood for "asking stupid questions," when I've gone in and wiped the floor with the Brotherhood, slaying everyone in the sanctuary and the Guild is dying and ineffective. Or, even more hilariously, I am the leader of both organizations, meaning that she just threatened me with myself. Go to Hell.

I like to use the "kill" console command on her because, since she's essential, she just starts to writhe on the ground in pain, crawling around on the ground like the foolish thing she is. I call it my heart attack button
gnewna Feb 21 @ 1:20am 
Originally posted by Brandybuck:
WTF? Of course you didn't write the note! That's the whole point! Sheesh.

I guess being Dragonborn doesn't particularly bestow an understanding of subterfuge... *face palm*
Skyrimnut Feb 21 @ 1:26am 
Originally posted by Coppermantis:
Originally posted by PrecedingStrike:
You haven't talked to many NPCs then, Arcadia is by far the most obnoxious, infuriating character i've ever seen in a video game. Oh, and that guy in Riften that likes to act like he's tought.

Edit: and Nazeem, Sapphire, Maven Black-Briar, Ballgruf's children ...come to think of it, this game has a lot of annoying NPCs.

Arcadia? What's wrong with her?

I agree on the rest. Hemming's super annoying with his "I doubt your combat skills would prove useful in a real battle anyway" when I just saved his ♥♥♥ from a vampire.

And then there's Maven who acts like she's better than me (Get this: she isn't, I have the soul of a dragon gifted to me by the god Akatosh, I'm a Legate of the Imperial Legion, Harbinger of the Companions, Archmage of Winterhold, etc. What is she? She owns a mead company in some backwater locale that no one cares about. Even worse is when she quite laughably threatens me with the Thieves' Guild or Dark Brotherhood for "asking stupid questions," when I've gone in and wiped the floor with the Brotherhood, slaying everyone in the sanctuary and the Guild is dying and ineffective. Or, even more hilariously, I am the leader of both organizations, meaning that she just threatened me with myself. Go to Hell.

I like to use the "kill" console command on her because, since she's essential, she just starts to writhe on the ground in pain, crawling around on the ground like the foolish thing she is. I call it my heart attack button

Oh this is priceless and gave me my morning giggles. Thank you. I hate Maven too, that's one I could kill with little regret.
SpeedFreak Feb 21 @ 2:38am 
Oh after a whole lot of playtime I have a very big list of people I want dead going from just irritating to obnoxious in a big way. I mean you are the Dragonborn save the whole damn place from god knows what .... and I have to put on with that kind of crap? give me a break you would be killing random people for a lot less. I would like an option to shut them up ... I mean an option in the dialogues something like shut the F* up if you know what's best for you ... or feel my wrath.
Ref Feb 21 @ 3:13am 
Sapphire and Arcadia are some of friendliest females in the game. Arcadia always greets you as a friend and Sapphire is probably the warmest person in the guild. I can't understand why they are considered annoying characters, unless no one else bothered to befriend with them trough quests.

For a longest time, the most annoying character was our glorious imperial friend Adrianne. My character spends a lot of time around the forge and her daddy issues were getting on my nerves.
"Have you met my father..."
"I help my father..."
"You think all the counsil my father does..."
Thank the nine that I found a mod to shut her mouth. Now I like her again.

I know that Nazeem was meant to be annoying character, but he is currently one of my favorites. He is one of my best customers and always buying expensive stuff from my stall. He is especially interested in one-handed weapons, because...
... he is also one of my favorite pickpocketing targets and often left without a weapon.

Vivienne's attitude bugs me. She is pretty - and she knows it - and gloats too much over an exectuion of old friend, who used to be hot on her. I have a habit of doing something nasty to her whenever I visit Solitude. It usually involves reverse pickpocketing stuff from certain humor and adult mods in to her inventory. (My character has a bit nasty sense of humor. She was a bandit, before turning to hero.)

Grelka is so annoying that doing tricks on her isn't even fun anymore. So I have turned my attention to Nivenor. I suspect that my character has treated this cheating wife even worse than Vivienne, because she spends so much time in Riften.

Hemming is the most annoying character in Skyrim - hands down. Problem is, he has all the reason to be. He lives in wealth and has been studying fencing under masters of one-handed battle. I haven't done anything to him so far. He is actually quite useful to have around during vampire and dragon attacks.
The most annoying character is the ones I create to play the game.
PrecedingStrike Feb 21 @ 10:27am 
Originally posted by Coppermantis:
Arcadia? What's wrong with her?

She keeps telling me i'm infected with some disease just to convince me to buy her potions, and she never shuts up when i'm using her alchemy table.
gnewna Feb 21 @ 10:28am 
Better than Farengar, the jumped-up little ♥♥♥♥♥. Thinks he's so much better than me, I'm the CHUFFING DRAGONBORN.
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