Is there really anything better than evicerating Thalmor?

[MageThis]

For that reason, and there are others, I recommend "Helgen Reborne". More fun than cleaning house of their maggot butts in their embassy.
I hunt Thalmor prisoner parties. When I get really bored, I am going to hard save and clean up Markarth.

[Miku]

you coud try and collect all leeks around skyrim... thats what i do all day :D

[𝕊𝕋𝕌ℝ𝕄-𝕂𝔸𝕋]

I like to flenze the flesh from their twitching Skeletons, watching their tendons twang off one by one as I tear off the tissue with my teeth...Their screams and whimpers music to my ears... But the smell of burning flesh always makes me wince, I must use a higher heat.

Then, once I have enough elasticity, I will attach the stringy mass to the femurs to create something akin to a harp, but I can never get the fibres thin enough to get those higher notes... I wonder...would Dwarven oil soften up the tissue?

[MageThis]

Postat inițial de KL Master Dan StormCats:

I like to flenze the flesh from their twitching Skeletons, watching their tendons twang off one by one as I tear off the tissue with my teeth...Their screams and whimpers music to my ears... But the smell of burning flesh always makes me wince, I must use a higher heat.

Then, once I have enough elasticity, I will attach the stringy mass to the femurs to create something akin to a harp, but I can never get the fibres thin enough to get those higher notes... I wonder...would Dwarven oil soften up the tissue?

I like the bass notes: I play In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (Iron Butterfly) but with a Ginger Baker meth-infused flair... without the meth, of course.

[𝕊𝕋𝕌ℝ𝕄-𝕂𝔸𝕋]

lol.. I thought about adding the others' screams as a vocal accompaniment to the overture once I have the basic Thalmor suite constructed..

It will be beautiful...

[MageThis]

I was so releived that my peaceful overtures eventually resulted in a slaughter fest

[Zefram Cochrane]

evicerating Stormcloaks?

[MageThis]

Postat inițial de Zefram Cochrane:

evicerating Stormcloaks?

Nah, they are amateurs.

Postat inițial de KL Master Dan StormCats:

I like to flenze the flesh from their twitching Skeletons, watching their tendons twang off one by one as I tear off the tissue with my teeth...Their screams and whimpers music to my ears... But the smell of burning flesh always makes me wince, I must use a higher heat.

Then, once I have enough elasticity, I will attach the stringy mass to the femurs to create something akin to a harp, but I can never get the fibres thin enough to get those higher notes... I wonder...would Dwarven oil soften up the tissue?

As to the dwarven oil, I use that to stretch the strings (lower notes: think oiling leather, it makes it more pliable ) you need something asrtingent to tighten the sinew.

[𝕊𝕋𝕌ℝ𝕄-𝕂𝔸𝕋]

@ Zefram:
Auw, party pooper... :|

[MageThis]

Postat inițial de Zefram Cochrane:

evicerating Stormcloaks?

Sure, if you add a lot of snot, arrogance and racism.

[𝕊𝕋𝕌ℝ𝕄-𝕂𝔸𝕋]

eviscerating skimpy armour uploaders?

[MageThis]

Postat inițial de KL Master Dan StormCats:

eviscerating skimpy armour uploaders?

Yeah, that too. And by "too" I mean also.