The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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MageThis Jun 14, 2014 @ 12:14pm
Is there really anything better than evicerating Thalmor?
For that reason, and there are others, I recommend "Helgen Reborne". More fun than cleaning house of their maggot butts in their embassy.
I hunt Thalmor prisoner parties. When I get really bored, I am going to hard save and clean up Markarth.
Last edited by MageThis; Jun 14, 2014 @ 12:15pm
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Wasteland Miku Jun 14, 2014 @ 12:16pm 
you coud try and collect all leeks around skyrim... thats what i do all day :D
I like to flenze the flesh from their twitching Skeletons, watching their tendons twang off one by one as I tear off the tissue with my teeth...Their screams and whimpers music to my ears... But the smell of burning flesh always makes me wince, I must use a higher heat.

Then, once I have enough elasticity, I will attach the stringy mass to the femurs to create something akin to a harp, but I can never get the fibres thin enough to get those higher notes... I wonder...would Dwarven oil soften up the tissue?
Last edited by Master Dan [STURMKATTEN]; Jun 14, 2014 @ 12:23pm
MageThis Jun 14, 2014 @ 12:30pm 
Originally posted by KL Master Dan StormCats:
I like to flenze the flesh from their twitching Skeletons, watching their tendons twang off one by one as I tear off the tissue with my teeth...Their screams and whimpers music to my ears... But the smell of burning flesh always makes me wince, I must use a higher heat.

Then, once I have enough elasticity, I will attach the stringy mass to the femurs to create something akin to a harp, but I can never get the fibres thin enough to get those higher notes... I wonder...would Dwarven oil soften up the tissue?
I like the bass notes: I play In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (Iron Butterfly) but with a Ginger Baker meth-infused flair... without the meth, of course.
Last edited by MageThis; Jun 14, 2014 @ 12:31pm
lol.. I thought about adding the others' screams as a vocal accompaniment to the overture once I have the basic Thalmor suite constructed..

It will be beautiful...
MageThis Jun 14, 2014 @ 12:39pm 
I was so releived that my peaceful overtures eventually resulted in a slaughter fest
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Zefram Cochrane Jun 14, 2014 @ 12:40pm 
evicerating Stormcloaks?
MageThis Jun 14, 2014 @ 12:45pm 
Originally posted by Zefram Cochrane:
evicerating Stormcloaks?
Nah, they are amateurs.


Originally posted by KL Master Dan StormCats:
I like to flenze the flesh from their twitching Skeletons, watching their tendons twang off one by one as I tear off the tissue with my teeth...Their screams and whimpers music to my ears... But the smell of burning flesh always makes me wince, I must use a higher heat.

Then, once I have enough elasticity, I will attach the stringy mass to the femurs to create something akin to a harp, but I can never get the fibres thin enough to get those higher notes... I wonder...would Dwarven oil soften up the tissue?

As to the dwarven oil, I use that to stretch the strings (lower notes: think oiling leather, it makes it more pliable ) you need something asrtingent to tighten the sinew.
Last edited by MageThis; Jun 14, 2014 @ 1:19pm
@ Zefram:
Auw, party pooper... :|
Last edited by Master Dan [STURMKATTEN]; Jun 14, 2014 @ 12:49pm
MageThis Jun 14, 2014 @ 1:21pm 
Originally posted by Zefram Cochrane:
evicerating Stormcloaks?
Sure, if you add a lot of snot, arrogance and racism.
Last edited by MageThis; Jun 14, 2014 @ 1:21pm
eviscerating skimpy armour uploaders?
MageThis Jun 14, 2014 @ 3:41pm 
Originally posted by KL Master Dan StormCats:
eviscerating skimpy armour uploaders?
Yeah, that too. And by "too" I mean also.
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